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  • Pitcrew

    Because we all have to procrastinate.

    Plan Your Dream Wedding and Learn How You'll Die!

    My result: Drowning in acid.

    I can dig it.



  • @auspice Mauled by Black Friday shoppers

    I knew I was right to always stay in on Black Fridays!!!

    ...sadly very few of the options really worked for what we aim to do if we ever have like, a wedding wedding. And there was no option for 'fuck it, we're going to the justice of the peace, is everyone wearing pants? OK, good, let's go.'


  • Pitcrew

    @surreality said in Random Internet Quizzes:

    @auspice Mauled by Black Friday shoppers

    I knew I was right to always stay in on Black Fridays!!!

    ...sadly very few of the options really worked for what we aim to do if we ever have like, a wedding wedding. And there was no option for 'fuck it, we're going to the justice of the peace, is everyone wearing pants? OK, good, let's go.'

    Well, it is dream wedding. I mean, if your dream is to make sure everyone is at least wearing pants...

    c'mon, surr. Go for the stars.

    Not the White Castle down the road.



  • @auspice It's funny you say that, because we are totally going to go for a Flash Gordon theme if we ever do, complete with 'Do you swear to not launch her into space? ...er, until such time as you become bored with her?' and the 'All citizens of Mongo shall make merry! Under pain of death!' banners.

    Which is definitely not on the list.

    (For good reason, no doubt.)

    But, like. Friends of ours own that actual minister's costume, and one of our friends is a minister...


  • Pitcrew

    @surreality said in Random Internet Quizzes:

    @auspice It's funny you say that, because we are totally going to go for a Flash Gordon theme if we ever do, complete with 'Do you swear to not launch her into space? ...er, until such time as you become bored with her?' and the 'All citizens of Mongo shall make merry! Under pain of death!' banners.

    Which is definitely not on the list.

    (For good reason, no doubt.)

    But, like. Friends of ours own that actual minister's costume, and one of our friends is a minister...

    There WAS a 'Movie/TV theme' option, surr! GOSH.



  • @auspice ...but nowhere near enough bugle beads or threats of violence or rocketship cakes.


  • Tutorialist

    Freak Macaron Incident.

    A macaron delivery truck will veer into my car to avoid hitting a mother duck and its ducklings. 9/10 okay with dying save the baby ducks.