- War and Peace: Write about a recent conflict. (For anyone who's had an intelligent weapon in their gaming career.)
They're at it again. You'd think people who're together as much as they are would be less... fraught. People! Listen to me. I still think of it as a 'people' even knowing it's not. Farthak does too, but he's a dwarf. He has a thing for worked metal. I have no excuse at all, and if Ser Midday Sun Glinting On A Blade of Grass -- ugh, elvish names -- were to hear me call it people, I'd never hear the end of it. All of which is a way to avoid thinking about the fact that they're arguing. Again. The rest of the party is doing their best to ignore that pinched expression on his face. They know what it means too. She's haranguing him, probably something about how he's not striving hard enough to destroy evil. Sure, he killed a few goblins the other day, but that's minor stuff. She wants something bigger, and she's not afraid to tell him so. He was so excited when he found her, too! A real sword at last! A magic sword, dedicated to fighting the horrors of the world! Ser Midday Sun tried to warn him... but it was too late. Poor kid was already swinging her around like she was his own arm. I shudder to think what it'll be like when she can speak aloud to the rest of us. Of course, we can get away. The kid is stuck with her. If he 'forgot' her somewhere, she'd just show up in his sheath the next day, mumbling in his head about how he needs to go find a dragon or a demon for them to defeat. I wonder if there's a board in the city somewhere, someplace to ask if more powerful adventurers need a fancy evil-killing sword? At least then he might be able to convince her she's on to bigger, better things. The past few weeks may be enough for him to realize it's not getting better. This just isn't working out. It's her, not him. Or is it it's it?