Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. And then the murders began.
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. And then the murders began.
All Gaul is divided into three parts, one of which the Belgae inhabit, the Aquitani another, those who in their own language are called Celts, in our Gauls, the third. And then the murders began.
Tucker Case awoke to find himself hanging from a breadfruit tree by a coconut fiber rope. And then the murders began.
There was once a young man who wished to gain his Heart's Desire. And then the murders began.
"Please, Tavi," wheedled the girl in the predawn darkness outside the steadholt's kitchen. "Just this one little favor?" And then the murders began.
"We should startback," Gared urged as the woods began to grow dark around them. And then the murders began. (really)
I'm going to cheat a little on this one:
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning. And then the murders began.
@Seraphim73 said in Forum Game Thread:
I'm going to cheat a little on this one:
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning. And then the murders began.
The person I first shared this with was like '...you can't quite do it with Wheel of Time,' so this tickled me.
Spaszkie Quickfire had been in a coma on the medical frigate, Hospice for eight months. And then the murders began.
The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory. And then the murders began.
Coraline discovered the door a little while after they moved into the house. And then the murders began.
It was starting to end, after what seemed most of eternity to me. And then the murders began.
Everyone my age remembers where they were and what they were doing when they first heard about the contest. And then the murders began.
The AIVAS felt its sensors responding to a renewal of power from the solar panels on the roof above it. And then the murders began.
When I wake up, the other side of the bed is cold. And then the murders began.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. And then the murders began.
In the week before their departure to Arrakis, when all the final scurrying about had reached a nearly unbearable frenzy, an old crone came to visit the mother of the boy, Paul. And then the murders began.
( @Aodhfin : You win everything for PPZ.)
One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin. And then the murders began.
Someone must have been telling lies about Josef K., he knew he had done nothing wrong but, one morning, he was arrested. And then the murders began.
A lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. And then the murders began.
(Taken from famously epic fan-fiction entry named My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). And then the murders started.
Edit: http://myimmortal.wikia.com/wiki/My_Immortal/Chapters_1-11 (enjoy!)
There once was a tailor who had a son no higher than a thumb, so he was called Tom Thumb. And then the murders began.
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, ‘and what is the use of a book,’ thought Alice ‘without pictures or conversations?’ And then the murders began.
Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. And then the murders began.
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. And then the murders began.
Call me Ishmael. And then the murders began.
And then the murders began.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And then the murders began.
Ghost steps up to the podium
This reading has been taken from Corey Feldman's magnum opus autobiography: Coreyography
I am three years old, sitting at the small round breakfast table in our tiny kitchen, eyeing a half-open box of cereal. And then the murders began.
"We should start back,” Gared urged as the woods began to grow dark around them. And then the murders began...
This is my absolute favorite yet:
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. And then the murders began.
The great fish moved silently through the night water, propelled by short sweeps
of its crescent tail. And then the murders began.
Which...is true. If a fish eating people is considered murder?
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. And then the murders began.
In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. And then the murders began.
