Date Thenomain


  • Pitcrew

    If you have ever wanted to date @Thenomain here is the thread to do so. He's um.... a he. I think. He codes. He may have a different job, he may live in his parent's basement but... HE MAY BE A MONKEY.

    So he lives somewhere in the US. He is above 21. He can rent a car. Ummmm

    Yeah, so put your why you should date @Thenomain here.

    He /may/ be a monkey people... a monkey

    *I shouldn't post when really tired, but comeon be funny with me.



  • Because damn, son. Dat tweed.


  • Politics

    Circa 1970s CE.



  • Wait, Thenomain is a he? All the years I've been reading these boards I could have sworn... well, nevermind what I thought. Let's just say that I expected to find Birkenstocks and lots of flannel in his closet.


  • Politics

    @RnMissionRun said in Date Thenomain:

    Wait, Thenomain is a he? All the years I've been reading these boards I could have sworn... well, nevermind what I thought. Let's just say that I expected to find Birkenstocks and lots of flannel in his closet.

    Read what Derp wrote: it's the tweed.

    Despite living only an hour away from @Thenomain, we still haven't had drinks together in the German Village or gone to Schmidt's Sausage Haus.



  • I also code for a living. I do not live in my parents' basement, but I do have to admit I live in a condo that they own, so I save a shitton on the rent that I pay. It's somehow more classy than living in their basement.

    I won't date a monkey, because I hate animals. Even my own cats.

    Also Theno already said he likes me too much to teach me how to WoD??? I think I am in.

    Consider this my formal application, please waive the fees.



  • I don't want to date Thenomain. I just want to bang out a quickie and never call him again.


  • Creator

    I have massive genitals and have never touched a naked human being.

    Let's do this.


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    @Meg said in Date Thenomain:

    Also Theno already said he likes me too much to teach me how to WoD??? I think I am in.

    this makes me want to choke him because I don't care about your sanity and we could really use another person skilled nad versed in his particular iteration of CofD MU code.



  • I don't want to date Theno but would fight him for @meg.


  • Creator

    If we're fighting for Meg now, I should let you know that most of my hand to hand combat endeavours ended with me being restrained by a large group of people.



  • @Meg if you was my girl~ ...we'd have double the cats.



  • I have massive genitalia, too! a full collection of x-men comics, work in the IT field, and have a semi-stable job. Now, I'm not into guys, but I can guarantee a post hookup high five, beer and wings, and Predator on BluRay. Maybe Predator 2. Because Busey.

    Also, by massive genitalia, I mean I didn't specify that I have a lion's penis.

    When I get in there, I don't let go.



  • I will also let you sleep with my SO for +300XP at chargen on the next MU you make.

    because I am classy.



  • Replace Predator 2 with Predators and I'm on board.



    • Predators
    • X-men back issues in long boxes
    • LION PENIS
    • Won't make eye contact or kiss during sex.

    Final offer.



  • Wow so many options and still slim pickings.

    That's probably why @Thenomain hasn't responded to any of our offers.

    (Also edit to add that if it becomes a competition over me, I offer hand-written congratulations notes to every participant.)


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    @Meg said in Date Thenomain:

    (Also edit to add that if it becomes a competition over me, I offer hand-written congratulations notes to every participant.)

    I don't want a participation ribbon.

    I just want BANG BANG BANG.



  • I'll throw my hat into the ring but he's definitely going to have to make some eye contact, and I'll be expecting more afterwards than a quick "Thanks, bro" as he rushes out the door.

    Unfortunately I have no comics with which to sweeten the pot but I do have a bunch of old Apple computer products that might work?



  • @Ghost said in Date Thenomain:

    I have massive genitalia, too! a full collection of x-men comics, work in the IT field, and have a semi-stable job. Now, I'm not into guys, but I can guarantee a post hookup high five, beer and wings, and Predator on BluRay. Maybe Predator 2. Because Busey.

    Also, by massive genitalia, I mean I didn't specify that I have a lion's penis.

    When I get in there, I don't let go.

    If he turns you down, holla my way.


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