Seeking Women for Multi-Game Harem


  • Pitcrew

    I have decided that it is far beyond the time I have an e-Harem of my own. So I am taking applications. Members of the Harem will be expected to follow me from game to game. Currently I am playing on Eldritch.

    Requirements: Must be willing to show your tits, must accept unsolicited dick pics AND praise me for having "like seriously a big cock". If I decide to ever RP you must make a female character with a pb of my choosing to TS when I decide, and also not play with other guys. Don't be a slut.

    As a member of my harem I promise to listen to you talk about how horrible your life is, especially if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/SO who isn't satisfying you. I shall intimate that I of course would totally sex you up right, but you are so far away.

    Please send all inquiries to my chat window.


  • Coder

    Instructions unclear. Sent dickpics.



  • I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. YOU MADE THESE STANDARDS TO SPECIFICALLY EXCLUDE ME. HOW COULD YOU, GOOD SIR.

    I will be in my trailer, crying girl tears. :sob:


  • Pitcrew

    We've all played on Shang. I don't care if you have a penis so long as you also have boobies,

    Edit: I will not clarify if this was a response to @Glitch or to @surreality.


  • Pitcrew

    Doublepost:

    @Glitch sent me a dick(girl).


  • Coder

    I find it amusing that within three minutes, your resolve has collapsed and you have outed your source.

    "Shamefur dispray!"



  • Now I wish I could upvote @Glitch's post twice. :grinning:


  • Admin

    @tragedyjones said:

    Currently I am playing on Eldritch.

    Explain this.


  • Pitcrew

    @Arkandel said:

    @tragedyjones said:

    Currently I am playing on Eldritch.

    Explain this.

    Playing is a strong term. I made a vampire PC recently. I won't get into issues about why I game--hopped in a thread about me seeing some titties.


  • Admin

    @tragedyjones said:

    @Arkandel said:

    @tragedyjones said:

    Currently I am playing on Eldritch.

    Explain this.

    Playing is a strong term. I made a vampire PC recently. I won't get into issues about why I game--hopped in a thread about me seeing some titties.

    I can't think of a better place.


  • Pitcrew

    When people see traffic ITT, they need to know it is because I am irresistible, not that I had drama.

    Nobody wants drama in their harem.


  • Admin

    @tragedyjones I'm pretty sure that's not how harems work. Source: I'm irresistible.


  • Politics

    You can't advertise for a harem, man. You have to be sneaky about it. Collect them like trading cards and then hope they don't freak out when you try to get them to TS with you in the same scene together.

    You're fucking with tradition, here.


  • Pitcrew

    @Coin said:

    You can't advertise for a harem, man. You have to be sneaky about it. Collect them like trading cards and then hope they don't freak out when you try to get them to TS with you in the same scene together.

    You're fucking with tradition, here.

    Who is tradition? Is she hot?


  • Coder

    Dear @tragedyjones,

    We are currently considering your recent request for eHarem funding. Your offer of 6% ownership of said eHarem is within our guidelines set forth.

    In the interests of oversight and governance, @tragedyjones, we require weekly progress reports. These will be submitted as graphs of eHarem current growth and projections on both eHarem applications and quality assurance. In addition, we require a review of your eHarem financials, including an audit by a substantiated third-party firm. You have your choice of the one firm in our employ.

    Our committee will contact you once a decision on your funding application has been made.


  • Pitcrew

    I should have gone with a Kickstarter instead.



  • I cringe, thinking about actual instances of this. :see_no_evil: :hear_no_evil: :speak_no_evil:



  • I'll volunteer! But only because TJ is like, totally hawt and offering teh sexxorz.


  • Admin

    @Miss-Demeanor said:

    I'll volunteer! But only because TJ is like, totally hawt and offering teh sexxorz.

    He SAID no drama!

    <runs, fast>



  • @Arkandel Hey! My characters tend to be pretty drama-free. Its only here that I act up and get froggy! ^_^


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