@WTFE Well, they did stop putting lead into paint, so...

In all honesty, I hear where you're coming from. You can't entice people to play a text based game without setting the scene and mood for what you're trying to promote. Since there's no pictures, you have to literally paint it with text. I was just posting on behalf of a friend and thought it would be in poor form to change their ad without them knowing. I could've written something for them but didn't feel it was in my place to do so since I was largely idle at the time.