Wildly Out of Context
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From a coworker:
'The trick is to get so overwhelmed that it doesn't even matter anymore. That's where I'm at.'Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@Auspice said in Wildly Out of Context:
From a coworker:
'The trick is to get so overwhelmed that it doesn't even matter anymore. That's where I'm at.'Are we working together? Am i your co-worker?
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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@Coin said in Wildly Out of Context:
@Auspice said in Wildly Out of Context:
From a coworker:
'The trick is to get so overwhelmed that it doesn't even matter anymore. That's where I'm at.'Are we working together? Am i your co-worker?
Do you look like a ginger Daniel Radcliffe in his mid-20s?
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@Auspice said in Wildly Out of Context:
@Coin said in Wildly Out of Context:
@Auspice said in Wildly Out of Context:
From a coworker:
'The trick is to get so overwhelmed that it doesn't even matter anymore. That's where I'm at.'Are we working together? Am i your co-worker?
Do you look like a ginger Daniel Radcliffe in his mid-20s?
Alas, no.
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"...it absorbs all the bad energy and reduces radio waves"
WAT.
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@Auspice said in Wildly Out of Context:
"...it absorbs all the bad energy and reduces radio waves"
WAT.
Let me guess. It's also all natural and fat free.
Racism isn't Tinkerbell. It doesn't need you to believe in it for it to exist.
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I can't believe I didn't include this one here.
"universal bee energy"
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@Derp said in Wildly Out of Context:
@Auspice said in Wildly Out of Context:
"...it absorbs all the bad energy and reduces radio waves"
WAT.
Let me guess. It's also all natural and fat free.
considering I work at Whole Foods? Probably.
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@Auspice said in Wildly Out of Context:
"...it absorbs all the bad energy and reduces radio waves"
It's lead.
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From Discord:
"hey I wrote the devil equivalent's name 5 times backwards and then signed it with my blood"
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"If you don't stop looking at my penis, I will pee on you."
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@silverfox ... I read that in Madilyn's voice. It took my mind to a strange place.
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"I am concerned about the definition of 'farm' if it includes a bear."
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@silverfox said in Wildly Out of Context:
"If you don't stop looking at my penis, I will pee on you."
I feel like there is a fabulous story here.
Racism isn't Tinkerbell. It doesn't need you to believe in it for it to exist.
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I wish I knew it! If I hadn't had to go pick up my kids from lunch I might have stayed to see who the boys were. Instead I just giggled wildly as I walked past. They had to be kinder or first graders because 2-3 was at recess, and 4-5 at lunch with different bathrooms.
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clitorial kimonos
