Fucking scalpers. It's a pain to get special editions, and seeing people list a dozen of them on ebay at stupid markups.
But that's not necessarily my main beef. Target sells Funko Pops. Sometimes we get exclusives. And there's this jackass who always comes in for said exclusives. Lately, we haven't gotten in our shipment of those zurr-whatsits Batmans and some others. The Suicide Squad pops sold out inside of a day, aside from a Boomerang. Joker's Pop? Yeah, that was sold out within minutes of the store opening.
This dude has been calling us RELENTLESSLY about them. No, we don't do preorders or holds for them. Jesus. Today, he comes in and bitches at us that 'YOU GUYS MUST HAVE FIRST DIBS, HUH?' No, you fuckwit. What part of 'we haven't gotten our shipments and we only got TWO Jokers' do you not get? Every single fucking special release, you're here to scoop them ALL up. Not one or two, nope. You gotta have them ALL.
So yeah, we're onto you. We know you're a scalper. Sure, you don't run afoul of store limits and you game them by bringing friends. But you're still a douche for bitching at us, hounding us and generally being one of those assholes who ruins the fun of special editions for everyone else.