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"Where's Papa going with that ax?" said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.

There once was a tailor who had a son no higher than a thumb, so he was called Tom Thumb. And then the murders began.

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, ‘and what is the use of a book,’ thought Alice ‘without pictures or conversations?’ And then the murders began.

Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. And then the murders began.

Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. And then the murders began.

Everyone my age remembers where they were and what they were doing when they first heard about the contest. And then the murders began.

The AIVAS felt its sensors responding to a renewal of power from the solar panels on the roof above it. And then the murders began.

When I wake up, the other side of the bed is cold. And then the murders began.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. And then the murders began.