Random Thoughts

Auspice

Vampires thrive on office-workplace RP. Their favorite is water-cooler gossip.

"So, Susan, you see that Seinfeld re-run last night?"

They have arguments over which is better: elevator quickie-TS or supply closet-TS?

Last week, Joe and Bob argued over whether Joe should propose to his IC girlfriend in the park or by a waterfall.

surreality

Templari

@surreality Pssssh. Vampires have sheer force of will. If Dracula could command Renfield to do the things he did, then he can certainly be all "Arise, Penis!!! Harden to fulfill your destiny! Gird yourself true!!"

Damn, I ran out of horrible things to add to those commands.

surreality

@templari I dunno about you, but I'm kinda mostly horrified that Twilight might have been right about something.

I don't actually know how to live in that world.

Templari

@surreality Nope

Templari

@auspice Supply Closet!

All those handy cleaning supplies for after, after all.