Creative/Clean insults?
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@too-old-for-this Oh yes, but in my case that more translates to 'this email is sent from a shared box with no direct tracking, so here's hoping that someone else picks your crybaby, illiterate-ass problem next time because I'm sure as hell you didn't bother noting my name when I gave it to you'
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@killer-klown Yeah, there's only three people in my office to get these emails so its generally just a 'go bother someone else with your bullshit since you clearly cannot comprehend the things I am tell you'.
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Adding:
"I'll let you know if I have any questions."Leave me the F* alone.
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"Is there anything else I can help you with?"
I am done with this conversation and hope you get the hint."Well have a nice afternoon!"
You didn't get the hint. -
"I'll need to place you on a brief hold while I verify that information."
I need to go have a smoke so I can calm down enough to not get fired. -
"That boy gets things done at the blazing speed of a herd of turtles."
"They have the IQ of belly button lint."
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Cry me a river... then build yourself a bridge and get over it.
Make like Elsa and let it go.
Tinuviel about 9 hours ago
I hate you with the power of a thousand Pandoras. -
@pandora said in Creative/Clean insults?:
Make like Elsa and let it go.
Well there's a reference I'm not getting out of my head any time soon.
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"Spending time with you makes me enjoy my time alone more."
"You look smarter than you are."
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@pandora said in Creative/Clean insults?:
Cry me a river... then build yourself a bridge and get over it.
Find yourself a forest and get lost.
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An uncle of mine used the following a lot:
"Your butt sucks canal water."
It was amusing, but never made much sense to me.
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"Someone's therapist knows all about you."
"I think a perfect metaphor for your life would be someone trying to stand in a hammock."
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"I have a feeling my therapist will know all about you shortly."
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@pandora said in Creative/Clean insults?:
Cry me a river... then build yourself a bridge and get over it.
Make like Elsa and let it go.
'Here's a straw, so you can suck it up.'
Of course, this generation has decided to try and ban straws... which probably explains a few things in that light.
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"Get off the cross and use the wood to build a bridge so you can get over it"
