TS - Danger zone
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Since we're discussing privacy policy and what does and doesn't get looked at in another thread, it reminded me of this thing that happened today:
We were working on privacy policy, and what gets posted where, etc. Naturally, the subject of TS came up, and so we kicked that around for a bit. We eventually agreed that "logs with sex in them are fine, but please don't post just pure TS logs unless there is some kind of character or story development in them, and mark them as NSFW as appropriate. It's 2019, come on."
Which lead us back to the privacy policy, and the basically "we promise we don't want to spy on your hawt sexxors or whatever. It's probably boring and we have more important stuff to do, really."
Though it did make me want to add in the joke-clause: "If you are really desperate for someone to read this, send them to Derp. But be warned -- he's basically Gordon Ramsey. Nobody has scored above a 2.5 out of 10 so far, and you open yourself up to public criticism just as if it were a reality show. Take your chances."
Though somehow I think that people would miss the joke and take it way too seriously.
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@Derp said in TS - Danger zone:
Though somehow I think that people would miss the joke and take it way too seriously.
Experience has taught me that... yes. People will send you logs.
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@Tinuviel said in TS - Danger zone:
@Derp said in TS - Danger zone:
Though somehow I think that people would miss the joke and take it way too seriously.
Experience has taught me that... yes. People will send you logs.
Please. I would subscribe to this newsletter if you carried through with this threat.
ETA: Derp's best impression of Gordon Ramsey's critique on TS logs would be -- I mean, you could probably do a patron thing.
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@Sunny I did threaten at one point to do recorded dramatic readings of any TS logs I got...
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@Tinuviel said in TS - Danger zone:
@Derp said in TS - Danger zone:
Though somehow I think that people would miss the joke and take it way too seriously.
Experience has taught me that... yes. People will send you logs.
On one game, as a psychic, the game would send me snippets of scenes rped in public, including places. Dear God, people ts a lot using places...
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@Derp ... You know, that might make me find somebody with a similar childish sense of humour and try to create the worst, most awful TS scene ever, just to send to you for the Ramsay treatment.
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First time that someone mentions penetrating a cervix:
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@JinShei At this point I am rapidly approaching "challenge accepted" and I feel the urge to point out that YOU are currently the admin who would thus be subjected to three or four hours of absolutely pitiful, embarrassing, worst-I-can-think-of mud sex.
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@L-B-Heuschkel I don't think textfucking requires those descriptors, aren't they just generally assumed?
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@Tinuviel The sad thing is, I honestly wouldn't even know. That's how unimaginative I am in such matters. Which doesn't bode very well for my eventual writing of steamy scenes either, I suspect.
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@L-B-Heuschkel I believe my ts ability is generally considered to match that description...
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@JinShei We need to either abandon this idea or make it so absolutely horrible that we can hold it up as a poster to future generations on why you should never ever abuse admin privileges to spy on players.
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"You can never unsee it" is good cautionary advice, for real.
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@surreality said in TS - Danger zone:
"You can never unsee it" is good cautionary advice, for real.
Certainly will be, if I am to write text porn. Fetch me the celery.
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