@TNP said:
As a partial non-sequitur, how the hell can I go straight to the first unread post?
If you mean how do you go to the first unread post on a thread after clicking one of the thread names on the Unread page, as near as I can figure out you can't. At least, it has never worked for me with any accuracy. Even when the pop-up appears in the upper right that offers to take me to my last spot in the thread, on long threads it at best only takes me within a few days of that position. And, since times are given relative to now rather than as actual times, determining what I've read by when I knew I was reading last is more difficult. None of which is a big deal.