Simon @ Eldritch
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You on here? You around?
Barring that, anyone know how to get ahold of him? I'd appreciate it if you point him in my direction.
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It was me <queues the scary / dramatic music>
Wait, no it wasn't...
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It wasn't me! cue stupid fucking song
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@somasatori
But she saw me on the counter! Saw me bangin on the sofa! -
@Kanye-Qwest I kind of wonder what the assumed outcome of that situation was when he went into it, since it was the girl next door. I mean, there are only so many times and for so many reasons that you need to legit stop by your neighbor's house.
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@somasatori
He forgot he had given her the extra key, man. -
Oh! That's right! Well, that's just poor planning on his part, then.
