Crafty people alert: Michaels has a '20% off your entire purchase including (most) sale items' thing today.
All strung beads are thus 70% off. Yeah. (I pretended the bead aisles did not exist.)
Filled in some floss gaps, but not a whole lot of them really. 'This coupon is good for a whole bunch of small inexpensive items' isn't a usual offering, so...
...uhm. Between my mother and I, we learned something new: once their registers hit XXX(?) lines (item line... then there's the discount line, etc.) they go haywire and have the register equivalent of a hissyfit of beeping and 'fuck you I am not working the rest of this day fuck you fuck you fuck you AND the manager AND your little void codes, too!'
(Funnier: between the two of us -- she also bought beads and such, I got some paint in addition to floss, so lots of small inexpensive items with the additional line for the discount... it was barely over $100, most of the $ for the paint we're sharing.)
Actual conversation as we left:
Mom: "It's weird that their registers have a hardcoded line limit."
Me: "Is it? ...or is it weird we've never hit it all these years, until now?"
Mom: "I don't know if we should be proud or ashamed of ourselves yet."
Me: "Both is good."
Mom: "Both is good."
(Mostly, this is a heads-up if anyone else wants to take advantage of that coupon since it's just today, but the conversation was too funny to not share. In fairness, we do both craft things to sell, me for a living, so, uhm, we spend a lot at Michaels any given year.)