RL things I love
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Mini ice cream snickers. Being lactose intolerant these are the just small enough to not upset my stomach too much. Maybe a little gas but farting is funny.
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Trolling a sexist on Twitter. They rarely realize that I'm not going to just run off in tears just because they said 'You're just playing victim!' or 'You're just full of hate!'
And despite telling him twice -- twice! -- I'm just trolling him...
... having him continue to try to argue with me.
Buddy, I'm bored and you're an easy target. A cliche one, following the 'neckbeard gamer on the internet' rulebook, but an easy target all the same.
He gave up after I replied to his 'you assumed my gender, hypocrit'* with 'I'm sorry, miss, you're right. That's my fault for being familiar with Adam as a masculine name, but we can continue with your preferred gender, m'lady.'
*His misspelling, not mine.
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@auspice The "m'lady" was what really did it for me.
A++. Would shop again.
https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
There were never any good old days. They are today. They are tomorrow. It's a stupid thing we say, cursing tomorrow with sorrow. -- Gogol Bordello -
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@aria said in RL things I love:
@auspice The "m'lady" was what really did it for me.
A++. Would shop again.
Welp, after a really poorly thought-out reply (He said I'm a disgusting horrible person and I bring a bad name to the trans community - aka 'either you're trans and a bad person or you're just ugly' in an attempt to win via insanely sexist insult).
I win by default.
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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I love how RIGHT NOW Smashmouth "I'm a believer" is playing on the rock oldies channel.
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B-b-bbbut @Auspice ! You made his boner sad.
That's practically a war crime, you heinous bitch!
https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
There were never any good old days. They are today. They are tomorrow. It's a stupid thing we say, cursing tomorrow with sorrow. -- Gogol Bordello -
@aria said in RL things I love:
B-b-bbbut @Auspice ! You made his boner sad.
That's practically a war crime, you heinous bitch!
Nobody wants a sad boner. :<
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@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
@aria said in RL things I love:
B-b-bbbut @Auspice ! You made his boner sad.
That's practically a war crime, you heinous bitch!
Nobody wants a sad boner. :<
As a mostly-straight woman who really likes dick, can confirm. I generally prefer happy boners. Perky, even.
https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
There were never any good old days. They are today. They are tomorrow. It's a stupid thing we say, cursing tomorrow with sorrow. -- Gogol Bordello -
@aria said in RL things I love:
B-b-bbbut @Auspice ! You made his boner sad.
That's practically a war crime, you heinous bitch!
I was actually going to ask him if he kept coming back because he was a masochist and I was helping him get off.
![😕](http://musoapbox.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f615.png?v=4vfms5ns7sl ":\")
But really, he deserved it. I told this guy twice -- twice! -- I was just trolling him and he kept cycling through the 'you're just a hateful person!' 'you're just playing the victim!' 'you're just projecting!' playbook.
and then when I went 'I can't take it anymore, it's hypocritE with an E! I know dictionaries are heavy, snowflake,' (continuing on the 'you assumed my gender,' theme,) 'but there's this thing called Google where you can look up words.'
he switched to 'typical, going after grammar when you have nothing else.'
But he blocked me before I could explain I was going after his inability to spell and grammar would be going after his poor use of sentence structure and punctuation.
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@aria said in RL things I love:
@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
@aria said in RL things I love:
B-b-bbbut @Auspice ! You made his boner sad.
That's practically a war crime, you heinous bitch!
Nobody wants a sad boner. :<
As a mostly-straight woman who really likes dick, can confirm. I generally prefer happy boners. Perky, even.
9/10 straight women agree: Happy boners best boner. Angry boners come in at number two, and way at the bottom of the pack, nobodies favorite: Sad boners. Poor, poor sad boners. No body wins with a sad boner. T-T
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@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
@aria said in RL things I love:
@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
@aria said in RL things I love:
B-b-bbbut @Auspice ! You made his boner sad.
That's practically a war crime, you heinous bitch!
Nobody wants a sad boner. :<
As a mostly-straight woman who really likes dick, can confirm. I generally prefer happy boners. Perky, even.
9/10 straight women agree: Happy boners best boner. Angry boners come in at number two, and way at the bottom of the pack, nobodies favorite: Sad boners. Poor, poor sad boners. No body wins with a sad boner. T-T
Studies confirm that sad boners are the source of 98% of half-hearted "I was just trying to be polite!" handjobs.
https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
There were never any good old days. They are today. They are tomorrow. It's a stupid thing we say, cursing tomorrow with sorrow. -- Gogol Bordello -
@aria said in RL things I love:
@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
@aria said in RL things I love:
@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
@aria said in RL things I love:
B-b-bbbut @Auspice ! You made his boner sad.
That's practically a war crime, you heinous bitch!
Nobody wants a sad boner. :<
As a mostly-straight woman who really likes dick, can confirm. I generally prefer happy boners. Perky, even.
9/10 straight women agree: Happy boners best boner. Angry boners come in at number two, and way at the bottom of the pack, nobodies favorite: Sad boners. Poor, poor sad boners. No body wins with a sad boner. T-T
Studies confirm that sad boners are the source of 98% of half-hearted "I was just trying to be polite!" handjobs.
But those are the absolute worst kind!
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I'm actually shaking a bit right now.
That class where I was writing/developing an IF game (for most of March) was one of -- if not the -- the hardest classes of my degree program. Most nights I got home from work and worked on classwork until I began falling asleep on my couch. My days off were a mix of housework and homework.
I was fucking exhausted. Add to that work having been insane because SxSW meant executives in town and it just was not an easy month.
I just got my final grades back. I've been waiting anxiously for these because the last few assignments I was waiting to be graded comprised 50% of my grade. I was sitting at a 100 for the class, but that means little when half your grade is still on the line. I didn't expect a 100 - I'd turned in one of my assignments (worth 20%) a day late and that knocks 5pts off automatically.
He waived that due to the amount of work I'd put in.
No, I got a 100 on everything. I came out of the single most difficult class of my degree with a 100. The amount of time and effort I put in... is actually reflected.
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This GIF.
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@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
9/10 straight women agree: Happy boners best boner. Angry boners come in at number two, and way at the bottom of the pack, nobodies favorite: Sad boners. Poor, poor sad boners. No body wins with a sad boner. T-T
A sad boner shouldn't even be in this thread. Monsters.
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@haven said in RL things I love:
@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
9/10 straight women agree: Happy boners best boner. Angry boners come in at number two, and way at the bottom of the pack, nobodies favorite: Sad boners. Poor, poor sad boners. No body wins with a sad boner. T-T
A sad boner shouldn't even be in this thread. Monsters.
Better take out that Kylo Ren gif, then.
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@roz said in RL things I love:
@haven said in RL things I love:
@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
9/10 straight women agree: Happy boners best boner. Angry boners come in at number two, and way at the bottom of the pack, nobodies favorite: Sad boners. Poor, poor sad boners. No body wins with a sad boner. T-T
A sad boner shouldn't even be in this thread. Monsters.
Better take out that Kylo Ren gif, then.
I can't speak to the disposition of his boner. Sadly. SADLY!
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@haven said in RL things I love:
@roz said in RL things I love:
@haven said in RL things I love:
@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
9/10 straight women agree: Happy boners best boner. Angry boners come in at number two, and way at the bottom of the pack, nobodies favorite: Sad boners. Poor, poor sad boners. No body wins with a sad boner. T-T
A sad boner shouldn't even be in this thread. Monsters.
Better take out that Kylo Ren gif, then.
I can't speak to the disposition of his boner. Sadly. SADLY!
The entire personhood of Kylo Ren is a sad boner.
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@roz said in RL things I love:
@haven said in RL things I love:
@roz said in RL things I love:
@haven said in RL things I love:
@mr-johnson said in RL things I love:
9/10 straight women agree: Happy boners best boner. Angry boners come in at number two, and way at the bottom of the pack, nobodies favorite: Sad boners. Poor, poor sad boners. No body wins with a sad boner. T-T
A sad boner shouldn't even be in this thread. Monsters.
Better take out that Kylo Ren gif, then.
I can't speak to the disposition of his boner. Sadly. SADLY!
The entire personhood of Kylo Ren is a sad boner.
He is like the personification of 15 year old boys in their bedroom playing WoW on a Saturday night.
If that isn't a sad boner, I don't know what is.Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
