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I don't really gun for relations IRL or IC, so in the past I've tried to play asexual characters either so off-putting or invested elsewhere that no one thinks to attempt bedding or "fixing" (massive ugh) them.

These days I don't care enough to actively dislike the idea, but if or when I do explore such RP, the genitalia of the characters won't matter. It would depend on whether or not I could stand writing with the mun regularly... also on the likelihood of their pulling/flicking one off at their keyboard, as that's not really my cup of tea. I'd hope they would at least have the decency to not make it obvious what they're doing, but I've been approached about TS in a pretty OOC-oriented way before so I wouldn't be surprised.

Sex/romance is just another aspect of a relationship that can be used as a vehicle for story and character-growth; it's nothing more and nothing less. I've realized that outright discarding it may be putting a damper on potential storylines with others, so I might put my oar in eventually. I appreciate this thread for letting me know in detail what to expect if or when I get around to it, lol.

When you give someone money, you put the loose change in their outstretched hand and then put the flat (not crumpled, folded in half, or presented as an origami bowtie) bills on top. You can even do it the other way around, with bills first and coins after.

Just please, please, please don't shove your sweaty, balled-up boob money into my hand and then let the coins cascade on top of my unwittingly closed fist (as to keep the titty dollars from blowing away).

It makes me really sad.

I enjoy seeing art of others' characters, be it commissioned from a professional or gifted by a friend or drawn by the mun themselves. If you have any you'd like to share, please post it here!

You are a harbinger of chaos. If you were weaponized, it would be a one-man mutually assured destruction.

Me:[taking orders in a drive-through because that's how life is sometimes]

Customer:[rolls up to the speaker, doesn't even wait a beat] Hello? Hellllooo?! HE--

Me: HI. How can I help you?

Customer: Yeah, give me just a minute.

Thanks! I hate it.

@Wretched Oh, whoa, you have a way with creepy moods. Especially with the eyes. Milky white seems like it'd be more difficult than black and the hair seems like it'd be more difficult than both, so kudos on all of it lol. What program do you use?

@Highfalutin This has me rolling, which I needed today. Can I do that last one to the store owner of my work? Just hit me with the syntax.

@Wretched Oh, jeez, yeah. I didn't even pay for my art program until early last year when Clip Studio Paint had a sale. Sixty or seventy? Nah, man.

Old artwork is awful and great at once, because you hate it for its mistakes but love it for its memories and love it again for the realization that your eye for these mistakes means you've grown and gotten better. It's a pretty swell feeling. Thanks for sharing your work, though!