Jul 22, 2017, 1:35 AM

The main one, and it's a deep'un, that I took forever to learn is this: Most of the time people don't think about you. If you're not a complete boor, you don't have very much to worry about socially. Whatever you think people are obsessing over or gossiping about you behind your back... they probably aren't.

ETA: This doesn't count for this community. We're vengeful pricks.