Feb 18, 2019, 6:43 PM
@Coin WHO!?
Horror MUX - Discussion
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Every so often, I threaten the players with THIS story for a future season:
An alien invasion at the annual Gathering of the Juggalos. You Faygo drinking ninjas are all that stands between alien invaders and the rest of the Earf.
And they keep pushing me to pull the trigger.
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@Botulism I would play that so hard.
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@Botulism said in Horror MUX - Discussion:
Every so often, I threaten the players with THIS story for a future season:
An alien invasion at the annual Gathering of the Juggalos. You Faygo drinking ninjas are all that stands between alien invaders and the rest of the Earf.
And they keep pushing me to pull the trigger.
I played a Juggalo on The Reach, but no one knew. I just researched when The Gathering was and he would just not be around for a few days. >.>
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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@Coin WHO!?
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@Botulism said in Horror MUX - Discussion:
Every so often, I threaten the players with THIS story for a future season:
An alien invasion at the annual Gathering of the Juggalos. You Faygo drinking ninjas are all that stands between alien invaders and the rest of the Earf.
And they keep pushing me to pull the trigger.
@surreality I said I couldn't be convinced to mush again, but I didn't mean it.
What I should have said was: I will not mush again unless "An alien invasion at the annual Gathering of the Juggalos" is on the table.
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I recently even started making Juggalo names for various archetypes. Nothing good can possibly come of this.
Scholar: Professor Thugnutz.
Defender: Cockstrangla.
Capitalist: Pussyfiend Esquire.
Artist: Vincent van Cock.
Creepshow: Murderwhore.
Penitent: Bitchface.
Explorer: Asspelunker.
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@Botulism I humbly suggest 'Vincent van Coque'. Just for the extra-ness.
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Man, this set my brain on fire.
I'm now thinking of a character who spends 99% of the year as a boring CPA out of Council Bluffs, Iowa, but when the Juggalo Gathering comes...
DJ RobotFingaz comes out. He specializes in 8bit Kid Rock covers and performs entirely in Optimus Prime armor made out of Faygo Cans. He never turns down performing lap dances for anyone, and is known for making sweet-ass weed chili and is a backyard wrestling powerbomb expert. He is also roughly 350 pounds (2% muscle...ladies) and covered in rub-on tattoos.
His wife occasionally calls and he tells her that he's at a State Farm in northern Michigan working out car accident settlement claims.
Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
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@Ghost And this is why I keep telling you:
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I'm now LOLing at the idea of him dying, then afterwards when everyone is at the compound with full memory of what happened, someone turns to him and goes...
"Soooooo...about that time you put on 250 pounds and performed AMERICAN BADASS while giving CM Punk a lap dance..."
Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
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@Ghost Git on, man. DO THE THING. And check your PMs, dork. There is a reason.
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DISCLAIMER These are daydreams, and I will not be returning to MU, even for this scenario.
But I will gladly consult on stuff to make things horrible foe the players.
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The Gathering and the internet's coverage of it is like Xmas to me. I'm not a fan but I love Juggalos. So passionate.
Plans for Confidant to be an undercover FBI agent investigating the "gang" but gets sucked into the culture anyway
Am I the baddie?
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@Goldfish Seriously, the YouTube videos and Newtimes picture journals from the Gathering are like XMas to me, too.
Would I ever go? FUCK NO
Is it the craziest WTF grade people watching? YES.
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I'll just leave this right here.
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@ILuvGrumpyCat said in Horror MUX - Discussion:
@Coin WHO!?
I already told you this.
Look, he had layers of secrets, okay?
Like, in order of less to more secret: he was a Sin-Eater, he was a Cultist, he killed his adopted parents in a house fire, he was a Juggalo.
Devlin had layers, okay?
OKAY?
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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@Coin DEVLIN????
That blew my wig back first thing in the morning. Devlin, man.
Am I the baddie?
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@Goldfish said in Horror MUX - Discussion:
@Coin DEVLIN????
That blew my wig back first thing in the morning. Devlin, man.
HAHAHAHA.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
Devlin.
I mean, he knew it was wrong, okay? It was a secret he kept from his own family, and he was runnin' around sacrificin' people and shit with them because all the St. Johns were Silthite Cultists, lololololololol.
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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@Coin You git on the game right now, mister. Right now. Hmmph!
(I am absolutely dyin'. Oh, man.)
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HAHAHAHA.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
Devlin.
I mean, he knew it was wrong, okay? It was a secret he kept from his own family, and he was runnin' around sacrificin' people and shit with them because all the St. Johns were Silthite Cultists, lololololololol.
Wait.... kept from his own family? Since when do you think you were keeping any secrets from Crystal, Baby Brother? You're so cute.