JADEN...OR...JCVD?!?!

Ghost

THAT'S RIGHT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S TIME FOR AMERICA'S #1 GAME SHOW TO COME TO MU SOAPBOX! GUESS RIGHT AND YOU WIN...NOTHING!

All you have to do is guess who said it...

Born into millions of dollars son of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith and self-appointed Twitter philosopher JADEN SMIIIIITH

Or...

Former 90s martial arts movie phenom from Belgium who once had a $10,000 per week cocaine habit JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME!!!

(or post your own, or whatever.)

Ghost

"...If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up."

***=Answer!***

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Ghost

"In the year 3,000, people are going to speak with sound waves. Don't think I'm crazy, the whales do it. Dolphins too."

***=Answer!***

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Ghost

"If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on Earth."

***Answer???***

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Arkandel

@Ghost How bored are you right now, dude?

Ghost

@Arkandel I assure you there is entertainment value in this.

insomniac7809

Gonna guess... JCVD for the first one, Jaden for the second and third.

***=Edit after looking***

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Ghost

“I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.”

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insomniac7809

Gotta be Smith.

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Ghost

@insomniac7809 FUCKIN SEE?!?! They laugh at me, but there's some fun in this.

Auspice

My entry into the fun:

“The more time you spend awake the more time you spend asleep.”

***Survey says...***

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Ghost

@Auspice I'm calling Jaden Smith.

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insomniac7809

@Auspice Going the other way. JCVD

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Auspice

"Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.”

***And it goes toooooo...***

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Ghost

@Auspice I know this one so imma abstain.

Instead: The Great Gatsby Is One Of The Greatest Movies Of All Time, Coachella

***=WHOdatBE???***

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ETA: I clicked the spoiler on your last one @Auspice. Dont judge.

insomniac7809

Guessing JCVD for both.

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"Once you go in, you always come out alive."

***=It Is...***

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Ghost

@insomniac7809 Shit I got that one wrong

Ghost

"MOST TREES ARE BLUE"

Who said it? The immortal philosophies of Jaden Smith or the zen wisdom of former cocaine splits-doing dickpuncher Jean-Claude Van Damme?

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