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@TNP said in RL things I love:
@Ganymede You're making the mistake of thinking that pleasure is desirable for women. The purpose of them is to have babies. Enjoying sex is not necessary and possibly even sinful.
I love that men have crafted a religion in which their inability to give a woman an orgasm is a sign of virtue.
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Are we starting to call Republicanism a religion now?
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@Ganymede said in RL things I love:
Are we starting to call Republicanism a religion now?
I hadn't intended to go there, but since you bring it up, I think there's a serious argument to be made.
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Look, I ain’t the smartest, but you’d think that men would be concerned with giving women screaming orgasms with the proliferation of porn on the Internet, or keep it up for more than a minute, or look aesthetically-pleasing, but apparently they just have unreasonable expectations for or as pizza delivery people.
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@Ganymede said in RL things I love:
Look, I ain’t the smartest, but you’d think that men would be concerned with giving women screaming orgasms with the proliferation of porn on the Internet, or keep it up for more than a minute, or look aesthetically-pleasing, but apparently they just have unreasonable expectations for or as pizza delivery people.
There's too much heterosexuality there for me to really comment. I can only talk about the Christian angle, in which pleasure is bad but men get special dispensation because if you don't squirt, there can be no babies.
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@mietze said in RL things I love:
tampons are seen as virginity stealers or the gateway to whoredom
Thank you, I'm stealing this plot concept for a horror screenplay.
I just need help coming up with a title. Revenge of the Tampon? The Cotton Menace?
Men's imaginations make for a wonderful source of inspiration.
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@Kestrel said in RL things I love:
Men's imaginations make for a wonderful source of inspiration.
Well, at least it isn't our hubris this time.
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@GreenFlashlight said in RL things I love:
I can only talk about the Christian angle, in which pleasure is bad but men get special dispensation because if you don't squirt, there can be no babies.
Your navel is a rounded goblet
that never lacks blended wine.
Your waist is a mound of wheat
encircled by lilies.
Your breasts are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle..-- Song of Songs 7:2-3
May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth. A loving doe, a graceful deer— may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
-- Proverbs 5:18-19.
If there's one thing that I learned from Sunday's sermon, it is that the Lord did not intend to overrule Jewish law. That said, the Biblical versus containing contrite perspectives on sexuality were written by men, not proclaimed by the Lord.
As far as I can tell, being filthy and horny is great and the sort of thing that a hippie like Jesus'd enjoy.
“It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.
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@Ganymede said in RL things I love:
As far as I can tell, being filthy and horny is great and the sort of thing that a hippie like Jesus'd enjoy.
Why were he and his mother both virgins, then?
(Allegedly.)
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@Kestrel said in RL things I love:
@Ganymede said in RL things I love:
As far as I can tell, being filthy and horny is great and the sort of thing that a hippie like Jesus'd enjoy.
Why were he and his mother both virgins, then?
(Allegedly.)
No. No.
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@Kestrel said in RL things I love:
@mietze said in RL things I love:
tampons are seen as virginity stealers or the gateway to whoredom
Thank you, I'm stealing this plot concept for a horror screenplay.
I just need help coming up with a title. Revenge of the Tampon? The Cotton Menace?
Men's imaginations make for a wonderful source of inspiration.
For your enjoyment, I present Teeth.
Thanks to my American Gothic class when I went back to college, I once had to opportunity to gleefully explain vagina dentata to a classroom full of fairly sheltered and privileged students at a Catholic university. My professor was trying very hard not let his giggling show. It was great.
ETA: Now that I think about it, given the number of absolutely ridiculous and absurd "facts" I have heard men claim about the female anatomy (remind me to tell you guys the story about me having to explain to my college roommate that no, he would not be able "tell" if his girlfriend had cheated on him the next time they had sex), I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have corrected that one? Like, how much better would it be if we just started telling 15 year old boys in health class that if you try to force yourself on a girl, her vagina teeth might clamp down and bite your dick off? Consent! It really matters now, fuckers.
https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
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@Aria said in RL things I love:
(remind me to tell you guys the story about me having to explain to my college roommate that no, he would not be able "tell" if his girlfriend had cheated on him the next time they had sex)
Oh my god. I have heard this one. I think?
Queefing is a sign that a woman has air trapped in her vagina caused by having had sex with another man.
Allegedly.
I heard this amazing fact told by a married man.
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@Aria said in RL things I love:
Like, how much better would it be if we just started telling 15 year old boys in health class that if you try to force yourself on a girl, her vagina teeth might clamp down and bite your dick off?
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@Kestrel said in RL things I love:
Why were he and his mother both virgins, then?
I don't know. I sort of explain my marital celibacy as the after-effect of being professional and having children. Asexuality by industry is a real thing.
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@Kestrel said in RL things I love:
@Aria said in RL things I love:
(remind me to tell you guys the story about me having to explain to my college roommate that no, he would not be able "tell" if his girlfriend had cheated on him the next time they had sex)
Oh my god. I have heard this one. I think?
Queefing is a sign that a woman has air trapped in her vagina caused by having had sex with another man.
Allegedly.
I heard this amazing fact told by a married man.
Nope. He was under the impression that vaginas will "hold the shape" of the last thing in them, so if someone else's dick had been up in there, it would fit differently.
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......................................Apparently, someone forgot to tell me that my vagina works like a reverse jello mold.
There were words. And since I went to the university that houses the Kinsey Institute and took several of their classes, I sighed very heavily and made him, the two other guys who lived in our house, and about four of my female friends take the "Human Sexuality" class they offered over the next few semesters.
By the end of junior year, I basically had a standing policy of gently offering "Do you need to ask me any questions later after you've thought about it for a bit?" to my male friends and roommates when they came over after that class, dumbfounded and silent. I was doing the Lord's work.
https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
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@Aria said in RL things I love:
He was under the impression that vaginas will "hold the shape" of the last thing in them
Well. That would make certain prosecutions a whole lot easier.
He/Him
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@Tinuviel said in RL things I love:
@Aria said in RL things I love:
He was under the impression that vaginas will "hold the shape" of the last thing in them
Well. That would make certain prosecutions a whole lot easier.
Honestly, the best part was the look of pure horror on his face (mind you, after I wiped the look off my face at the sheer stupidity of what he just said), when the conversation turned to this:
"Andrew. Aren't you the younger sibling in your family?"
"Yeah, why?"
".....How do you think your father got your mother pregnant with you after your brother was born?"https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
There were never any good old days. They are today. They are tomorrow. It's a stupid thing we say, cursing tomorrow with sorrow. -- Gogol Bordello -
@Aria said in RL things I love:
".....How do you think your father got your mother pregnant with you after your brother was born?"
You ask how, his mother's clearly asking why.
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@Aria said in RL things I love:
@Kestrel said in RL things I love:
@mietze said in RL things I love:
tampons are seen as virginity stealers or the gateway to whoredom
Thank you, I'm stealing this plot concept for a horror screenplay.
I just need help coming up with a title. Revenge of the Tampon? The Cotton Menace?
Men's imaginations make for a wonderful source of inspiration.
For your enjoyment, I present Teeth.
Thanks to my American Gothic class when I went back to college, I once had to opportunity to gleefully explain vagina dentata to a classroom full of fairly sheltered and privileged students at a Catholic university. My professor was trying very hard not let his giggling show. It was great.
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The idea of putting a penis in a hole with teeth in it is totally foreign and not at all normal or acceptable.
