Jul 19, 2016, 11:18 PM
I legitimately love Critique My Dick Pic tho.
RL Anger
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@VulgarKitten I'd say if the guy thought to share it with you out of the blue he's relinquished the rights to privacy. Go for it.
Well. I met him through my cousin two weeks ago. We chatted about possibly going out on a date. He texted me 'hi' last week, to which I responded 'hey'. And then yesterday he sent me a clip of him masturbating.
@Haven 33 years and thus far, I have not encountered unasked for and unwanted masturbation videos! #lifegoals
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@VulgarKitten said in RL Anger:
Well. I met him through my cousin two weeks ago. We chatted about possibly going out on a date. He texted me 'hi' last week, to which I responded 'hey'. And then yesterday he sent me a clip of him masturbating.
And they say romance is dead.
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@VulgarKitten said in RL Anger:
@VulgarKitten I'd say if the guy thought to share it with you out of the blue he's relinquished the rights to privacy. Go for it.
Well. I met him through my cousin two weeks ago. We chatted about possibly going out on a date. He texted me 'hi' last week, to which I responded 'hey'. And then yesterday he sent me a clip of him masturbating.
@Haven 33 years and thus far, I have not encountered unasked for and unwanted masturbation videos! #lifegoals
That is a blessing, not joking.
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Why you should think twice before sending a dick pic. (Fairly safe for work, except they say dick a lot.)
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@VulgarKitten said in RL Anger:
Well. I met him through my cousin two weeks ago. We chatted about possibly going out on a date. He texted me 'hi' last week, to which I responded 'hey'. And then yesterday he sent me a clip of him masturbating.
Share it with your cousin when next you see them. When they get the look of baffled disgust on their face, point out you had the same one. This may drive the point home about the kinds of dudes to recommend.
(Or, if nothing else, give them the heads-up to tell said dudes, 'Look, she is not into dick pics.')@Haven 33 years and thus far, I have not encountered unasked for and unwanted masturbation videos! #lifegoals
You really are lucky, not even kidding.
I used to have people page me out of the blue and ask if they could masturbate for me on Skype on my Reno staff login, no joke. I was in a whole world of: "I don't know you from a hole in the ground and just did an app for you, I... where is this even coming from?!" (Even my chars were a bitchy artist and a dorky folklorist, so it's not like I had a pile of TS-bait chars or something to suggest that's what I was there for.)
Apparently, the land of Dicktopia exists.
(In fairness, if we drive by the signs for Penns Grove or Pennsville too fast RL, my brain now reads them as Penis Grove or Penisville; I have to wonder if this is somehow related.)Dear penis-havers: really, if we wanna see it, we'll ask if we may.
Oh fucking well.
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For some reason, this thread has reminded me, I still need to visit Dildo, Newfoundland some day, because I'm 12.
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@Insomnia We should road trip that, with a stop at the
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I legitimately love Critique My Dick Pic tho.
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@surreality NewFoundland is great! Not only is there Dildo, but there is Spread Eagle Bay, Conception Bay, Blow Me Down Provincial Park, Come By Chance, Tickle Cove, Ass Rock, Ass Hill, Woody Point, and Bacon Cove.
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@Insomnia We're not far from Intercourse, PA, with the most stolen road sign ever. (Intercourse, next 3 miles.)
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@surreality Nova Scotia isn't nearly as fun, we have Sober Island.
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Just gonna leave this here.
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/07/sex_toys_hanging_from_portland_1.html
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I'm really tired of the 'she uses her sexuality as a WEAPON' argument for fan service.
Dude, she's bouncing her tits at the screen. What kind of weapon is that?? TITS OF COMBAT!? WOOHAAH! Breasts of battle, yoooooowah! Areolas of ATTACK!? Wachaaaaaa! SMITE THAT AUDIENCE!
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@silentsophia Clearly you've never seen Shaolin vs Dolomite.
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@silentsophia It's about EMPOWERMENT.
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@surreality said in RL Anger:
I used to have people page me out of the blue and ask if they could masturbate for me on Skype on my Reno staff login, no joke. I was in a whole world of: "I don't know you from a hole in the ground and just did an app for you, I... where is this even coming from?!" (Even my chars were a bitchy artist and a dorky folklorist, so it's not like I had a pile of TS-bait chars or something to suggest that's what I was there for.)
In my heart of hearts I want to believe they were immediately site banned. I want to believe. I really do. I don't get how behavior that if someone did that to a clerk in a gaming store would likely get their ass kicked becomes 'well, shrug it off, the creeper will go away on their own. What can you do, the internet amirite' in a MU.
some fucking idiot who people only like because he's good at taking credit for the work of everyone under him, just like every other fucking L&L headwiz.
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Shattered my phone screen for the first time ever. Pretty good for over a decade of cell phone ownership and something like seven years of smart phone ownership, but still.
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Even if someone IS scantily clad, playing TS-bait types or whatever, harassing them OOCly is incredibly shitty. IT goes along with the shaming someone for having a sex drive (usually women), or feeling entitled to have access to someone's body or time.
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@Arkandel I see your dick pic and raise it...
