Alright, sure, let's play it your way.
@Lithium said in Where have all the crunchy games gone?:
Maybe it's just a sign of the times, but we need new games with crunchy systems. We can't rely on these ancient games with all their drama and dinosaurs to really supply a fair and unbiased game for new people.
This is downright naive, connecting "new" to "fair". You might as well try to connect "crunchy" to "fair". I doubt even a Mud defaults to "unbiased", as it all depends upon how it's run.
Hell, how old is a game before it's no longer "new", until it has "dinosaurs"? (Subjective answer: six months to a year, or until its first war plot. Exception: games about war.)
So yeah, even analyzing it closer, there's a lot going wrong with this criteria.
... There, played your game. Enjoy.