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During my holidays, i have dislocated my knee! Storytime.
So i decided that I needed to clean a gecko tank, so, I scrub it down in the bathroom, and clean all the fixtures and get it mostly done, and then i turn to leave the bathroom when i feel it.
It's a hard feeling to describe, when a joint does things it's not supposed to do. There's a grinding feeling and a sort of nasty 'decoupling' sensation that part of my brain recording in exquisite detail while the rest of me was flooded with pain and i screamed something incredibly loud and high pitched.
During that time I must have teleported because i was then on the floor, and feeling my kneecap re-couple and pop back into place. That was another scream.
Now because i was cleaning the tank the shower was on, so my Mother in Law was afraid to come in the bedroom area, because i guess she thought i was naked or something. But eventually she did peek in to see me crawling on the floor towards my bed like some sort of boot camp exercise, so I could prop myself up.
At first i could kinda gingerly walk on it, and despite my earlier detailed descriptions, at the time I wasn't 100% on what happened, but managed to hobble about, turn things off and fish out an old cane from my closet. But this cane was poorly made and made of plastic, and as the night went on, i could put less and less pressure on said injured knee, and it became clear this cane would not suffice.
So I waited until my wife got home (little after 1 am, we are a late night household) and we went to the ER where they gave me Xrays (that showed nothing but possibly minor arthritis (so lets add that to the future worry list)), a knee immobilizer, crutches, an appointment to see a sports medicine doctor, and some Norco.
See Doctor next day and he tells me not to wear immobilizer and get an MRI.
Few days pass, Get MRI.
Nearly a week passes with me hobbling around on crutches before Doctor gets back to me (yay Xmas season) . MRI confirms Dislocated Knee and torn ligaments, and now i have a fancy knee brace with this gel-like horseshoe insert that hold my patella in place. It's actually pretty rad, I can kinda walk unassisted with it and the pain is almost gone, which is good, because the norco is too.