King of Sex Mountain
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aka developing a sex game in FS3 (sorry @faraday).
This is all likely a lark and I am already developing a game so I doubt I am going to actually 'make this happen,' but I find a lot of enjoyment in theorycrafting. The initial idea for this was born out of bs'ing (and not actually complaining for once in our sorry lives) in the gripes thread. A 'what if' regarding an orgy scene that was not taken seriously. Which would, of course, take likely literal months to play out because of the logistics behind it.
The idea led me to consider: what if that was the entire point behind it? What if you approached it like a gaming session or even story? Develop a system in which each orgy has a different setting (and/or theme) and the goal is to be the last (wo)man standing? Because, you see, I am inspired by the game Kobolds Ate My Baby and this particular orgy would come with death tables. And embarrassment tables.
What's that? You failed a roll? Sorry, but the next time you go to lube up you grab the hot sauce instead.
I envision only 4 attributes (brawn, dexterity, wits, hotness), a v. streamlined action skillset, a heavy reliance on background skills, and RP hooks that read like a Tinder profile.
The only real issue I'm having at this point is: since death is gonna happen a lot (don't worry, the cleaners are discrete), I want a way to track deaths-per-player without requiring people use Ares handles. I feel like this may demand a custom Ares module.
(*This entire thing may be a joke. It may not. I'm kind of enjoying the idea of Orgy on a Cruise Ship followed by Orgy at the Office followed by Orgy at Bingo Night ....)
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@Auspice I can't get behind this idea.
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But it can get behind me.Also, spot the comma.
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@Auspice I, uh. We could use the system from HorrorMUX, if no one minds. It's the four basic stats and then 'make up your own +/- qualities', which... let's be real, that'd be hysterical.
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It's like a naughty HorrorMU. I love it.
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@Auspice said in King of Sex Mountain:
aka developing a sex game in FS3 (sorry @faraday).
Hey, Ares/FS3 is about enabling other people to build the games they want, not the game I want. Good luck!
(Btw, Ares has a parallel mechanism for registering alts with tags, without requiring player handles.)
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Well. We have joked since the first story that it's a weird miracle there hasn't been an orgy yet.
This is weirder. So much weirder.
I do not recommend archetypes, but... uh, if, I suggest porn archetypes. 'The Pizza Boy', 'The Sorority Sister', 'The Horny Divorcee', 'The Handyman'...
(OMG Bot, please don't hate me.)
Oh fucking well.
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@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:
I do not recommend archetypes, but... uh, if, I suggest porn archetypes. 'The Pizza Boy', 'The Sorority Sister', 'The Horny Divorcee', 'The Handyman'...
(OMG Bot,...the Grenade
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So the other reason I am inspired by Kobolds Ate My Baby* is this:
When you die in KAMB, you have the option to stand up at the table and give your character a sort of eulogy, reciting all their tales of greatness. If the other players vote that yes, your character was indeed mighty and great... they can be brought back to life!
So unlike HorrorMU where when you die you go back to the Facility until the next story (tbh I don't see anything like this in Orgy Game: just go to the RP Rooms and hang out and do whatever; play your own stories, chill, w/e; there's no meta-story), I see a system in OM where after you die you can tell a tale of your AMAZING FEATS OF SEXUAL GREATNESS and if the other players decide yeah, Chad was pretty fuckin' awesome when he did the helicopter while doing a one-armed handstand ........ they can immediately app in a new character for that orgy.
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@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:
Well. We have joked since the first story that it's a weird miracle there hasn't been an orgy yet.
This is weirder. So much weirder.
I do not recommend archetypes, but... uh, if, I suggest porn archetypes. 'The Pizza Boy', 'The Sorority Sister', 'The Horny Divorcee', 'The Handyman'...
(OMG Bot, please don't hate me.)
Nah, no Archetypes.
Like, I can see the parallels with HM but I'm aiming for something a lot more chilled and laid back. Like, a hangout game with this super-laid-back storytelling tabletop element to it.
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I think we honestly may be overthinking this, and yet. It's funny in itself and taken to a whole new dimension.
Oh fucking well.
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@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:
I think we honestly may be overthinking this, and yet. It's funny in itself and taken to a whole new dimension.
Like I said: I love theorycrafting.
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@Auspice Same. Which is why this is funny as hell. I do, too.
...are we making the anti-FATAL? Because suddenly I feel the stirrings of a noble cause.
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Why are we doing this. This sounds like an MU parody porn.
On a slightly more helpful note I am reminded of a book called 'Woad to Wuin' where the plot item was a magical cock ring engraved with the phrase 'one thing to rule them all', attaching itself without reprieve to someone and bewitching people to desiring the wearer into thorough, sweaty lustful madness. I recall the hijinks being quite light and hilarious. All of this reminded me of it. If you were looking for inspiration for plot devices, I mean.
I feel dirty.
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@cocopuffs said in King of Sex Mountain:
Why are we doing this. This sounds like an MU parody porn.
3 parts Twisted Sense of Humor
1 part We'll Probably Never Actually Do This
1 part ...And Yet It's Fun to Joke About
1 part OMG GUYS WE NEED A TENSION BREAKER UP IN HERE STAT
1 part Secretly, We All Have an Inner 13-Year-Old That Makes Lame Sex Jokes Whether We Admit It Or Not
1 part Self-Foiling Orgies are Probably The Most True To Life Thing Any of Us Will Ever RP, Hands Down, aka 'IT IS FOR THE ARTISTIC REALISM' -
Well, at the least this game would guarantee some 300-500 charbits the moment "Fuck Mountain Orgy MUX" shows up on mudstats.
Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
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@Ghost ....I lose more keyboards to this forum, I swear.
I have two increasingly crappy keyboards in rotation now, just so one can dry out and I can use the other.
I am not even kidding, you bastards.
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@Ghost I’m going to install ares when I get home to test that assumption.
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I'm not gonna lie, I would play this just for the shear absurdity of it all.
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I have an Ares installation just for messing around with you know......
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
