Feb 12, 2021, 1:19 AM
In hindsight, the same can be said about me.
The Challenge of 2020s
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Tied pod challenges were stupid 10 years ago. I guess tiktok dance challenges of late were boring. Now its Guerilla Glue, I guess, I'm buying stocks in Emergency Medicine.
I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.
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@lotherio Weed Stonks were where it was at 2 days ago, gotta find the next target.
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@jennkryst I can't keep up with these kids and their challenges. I'm so far behind. I just got my gamestop stocks.
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I caught a headline blurb saying the Gorilla Glue lady was considering suing the company that makes it. Like they're at fault for her utter lack of common sense.
"Just leave me alone. I'm not myself. I'm falling apart, and I don't want you here." - ― Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon
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@tiredewok said in The Challenge of 2020s:
I caught a headline blurb saying the Gorilla Glue lady was considering suing the company that makes it. Like they're at fault for her utter lack of common sense.
She came out to say that she never said that and doesn't know where TMZ (shocker) got it from.
Her scalp and hair were also saved by a plastic surgeon who offered to help her pro bono.
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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Ah, glad to hear she isn't going to do that. Maybe she has more common sense than putting glue in her hair led me to believe.
Good on the plastic surgeon who was willing to help her out.
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@tiredewok said in The Challenge of 2020s:
Ah, glad to hear she isn't going to do that. Maybe she has more common sense than putting glue in her hair led me to believe.
Good on the plastic surgeon who was willing to help her out.
I think that if any of us were judged by our worst stupid mistake, none of us would fare very well. I know I wouldn't; it's sheer luck that I survived some of the stupid ass decisions I've made when distracted, tired, or stressed.
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In hindsight, the same can be said about me.
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@pyrephox Accidental gluing your hair is one thing. Gluing a solo cup to your face cause you thought the hair lady one wasn't real is another story all together.
I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.
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Cat lawyers.
“It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.
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@ganymede said in The Challenge of 2020s:
Cat lawyers.
Haha, right?
Was Cat Lawyers, Emmers flipped it!