Nov 13, 2019, 9:36 PM

I can't contest this point. Driving home from lunch today, I observed a driver of a big truck who felt the best place for him to park this monstrosity for a while and disembark the vehicle to engage whatever mysteries a dipshit like this is involved with, was at the end of a road that joins the one I was travelling down.

To better enable his dubious activities, he elected to park it lengthwise, so as to completely block both lanes. Now this a rural area, yes, but it's not 'sure block the road, it won't be used again until spring' rural. It does mean we have nice, wide dirt shoulders, just perfect to receive a vehicle whose driver needs a lengthy introspective in the middle of nowhere to regather their life's purpose.

Yet, no -- this paragon of mammalian intelligence had a better plan.

I think a whole lifetime of 'what the fuck even' flashed through my brain in the handful of seconds it took to drive past this tableau. Then another before it was impossible to look wistfully into my rear view mirror and reflect on the futility of continuing this bold experiment we call human society.

I'd like to officially submit my recommendation that we take off and nuke the site from orbit.