5-Second Movie Reviews
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Thenomain's 5-Second Movie Review: HOME.
It was alright. The "Paris" scene was good comedy.
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Cobaltasaurus's 5-second Movie Review: Rhymes for Young Ghouls
Omg. Omg. Woah damn. WATCH THIS.
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Finally made my way through Guardians of the Galaxy:
Better than I was expecting, wasn't as good as everyone said it was. Seen worse.
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La Casa Muda: I think you might have had an even lower budget than 'The Evil Dead', and yet still a fun movie.
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Doublepost for:
Wicked Little Things - Seriously, go watch this. Creepy as fuck.
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The Revenant was brutal. Visually amazing. DiCaprio deserves a goddamn Oscar, give the man his due.
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'Legend', starring Tom Hardy, is fucking brilliant, and you should all be watching it right now.
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@Cirno said:
'Legend', starring Tom Hardy, is fucking brilliant, and you should all be watching it right now.
It was all right. I wouldn't say it was brilliant. But it was entertaining. He was really good in the double role, though.
Creed was really good; parallels with Rocky, plot-wise, of course.
Specter was a classic Bond flick, still too attached to Bond's history to really be fun for me. I didn't like Skyfall, though. If you liked Skyfall and Quantum of Solace, you will probably like Specter.
I just wrapped up The Hateful Eight. It's locked-room violent mystery. It's classic Tarantino and his love affair with the word "nigger".
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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@Coin said:
@Cirno said:
'Legend', starring Tom Hardy, is fucking brilliant, and you should all be watching it right now.
It was all right. I wouldn't say it was brilliant. But it was entertaining. He was really good in the double role, though.
Creed was really good; parallels with Rocky, plot-wise, of course.
Specter was a classic Bond flick, still too attached to Bond's history to really be fun for me. I didn't like Skyfall, though. If you liked Skyfall and Quantum of Solace, you will probably like Specter.
I just wrapped up The Hateful Eight. It's locked-room violent mystery. It's classic Tarantino and his love affair with the word "nigger".
He probably gets a boner when he says it.
Speaking as a black man, I really don't care about people saying it. I used to, but then I realized that there are much more worrying behaviors to be concerned about.
I hear other black people say things like, "I'd punch a white person in the mouth if I caught them saying it!". In my opinion, that is exactly what they want you to do.
I barely even pay attention to Quent's fetishistic obsession with it.
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@Coin said
Specter was a classic Bond flick, still too attached to Bond's history to really be fun for me. I didn't like Skyfall, though. If you liked Skyfall and Quantum of Solace, you will probably like Specter.
Review violates the Five Second rule.
“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
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@Thenomain said:
@Coin said
Specter was a classic Bond flick, still too attached to Bond's history to really be fun for me. I didn't like Skyfall, though. If you liked Skyfall and Quantum of Solace, you will probably like Specter.
Review violates the Five Second rule.
Burp.
