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    Regarding Force Awakens Spoilers

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    • Glitch
      Glitch last edited by Glitch

      The topic has been moved to the TV and Movies group. If you want to discuss it, go there. Keep spoilers there. The group is free to join or leave, so you can leave to keep yourself spoiler free.

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      • Roz
        Roz Banned last edited by

        This is super appreciated.

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          Insomnia last edited by

          I have nothing to add but this comic which isn't spoilery in any way but I forget how to do images.

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          • Roz
            Roz Banned last edited by

            I legitimately asked people at brunch next to me not to spoil anything when their conversation turned to Star Wars. Fortunately they were super chill about it.

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            • Jennkryst
              Jennkryst Banned last edited by Jennkryst

              I like to keep telling people to only give fake spoilers, so that they don't accidentally let people know about the Poe/Fin sex scene, and how tasteful the music was (flute trills during the cumshot and everything). It takes them a solid 30 seconds to realize I'm just fucking with them. I almost got booted from a game for it, too, it was great.

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              • Cirno
                Cirno Banned @Jennkryst last edited by

                @Jennkryst

                the Poe/Fin sex scene

                It makes me very sad that this did not actually happen. They make such a cute couple.

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                • Derp
                  Derp Admin @Cirno last edited by

                  @Cirno said:

                  It makes me very sad that this did not actually happen. They make such a cute couple.

                  It's Disney. Interracial couplings will not be happening on the big screen. Just on their own private channel. We're still far too conservative for all that. Give it twenty more years.

                  Racism isn't Tinkerbell. It doesn't need you to believe in it for it to exist.

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                  • Cirno
                    Cirno Banned @Derp last edited by Cirno

                    @Derp said:

                    @Cirno said:

                    It makes me very sad that this did not actually happen. They make such a cute couple.

                    It's Disney. Interracial couplings will not be happening on the big screen. Just on their own private channel. We're still far too conservative for all that. Give it twenty more years.

                    Poe and Finn are both guys, so it's doubly likely not to happen.

                    Can you imagine how elderly, racist white Americans and Europeans would respond to seeing an interracial gay couple? It'd be like in Raiders of the Lost Ark when the Nazis have their faces melted off by the Ark!

                    That part in the trailer where they pat each other on the back has so much Bromance in it.

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                    • Arkandel
                      Arkandel Admin last edited by

                      I smell fanfic coming up in 5...!

                      • He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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                      • Coin
                        Coin @Derp last edited by

                        @Derp said:

                        @Cirno said:

                        It makes me very sad that this did not actually happen. They make such a cute couple.

                        It's Disney. Interracial couplings will not be happening on the big screen. Just on their own private channel. We're still far too conservative for all that. Give it twenty more years.

                        I don't know. It might take another two movies, but I have the feeling Finn and Rey are destined to be together. We'll never see'em bang it out, obvs, but I think they'll end up together.

                        Or did you mean actual depicted sex when you said "coupling"?

                        "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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                        • Derp
                          Derp Admin @Coin last edited by

                          @Coin said:

                          I don't know. It might take another two movies, but I have the feeling Finn and Rey are destined to be together. We'll never see'em bang it out, obvs, but I think they'll end up together.

                          Or did you mean actual depicted sex when you said "coupling"?

                          Lol, no, I meant 'becoming a couple'. I didn't realize at that moment what else it could mean. And maybe Finn and Rey, sure, but I think that one's less likely. Luke in the movies so far has been a Jedi traditionalist, and they believe that emotion leads to the dark side, thus how Anakin fell etc, etc. She might fall into the 'no touchy' category. So far the only Jedi we've seen be in a relationship (in the movies, mind you -- Mara Jade is still <3) was Anakin, and love of Padme drove him to atrocity and desperation and all that. I think there would be a nerd eruption if a Jedi shacked up with someone.

                          @Cirno said:

                          Poe and Finn are both guys, so it's doubly likely not to happen.

                          Yeah, I know. 😢 They really do make a cute couple.

                          Racism isn't Tinkerbell. It doesn't need you to believe in it for it to exist.

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                          • Arkandel
                            Arkandel Admin @Derp last edited by

                            @Derp said:

                            So far the only Jedi we've seen be in a relationship (in the movies, mind you -- Mara Jade is still <3) was Anakin, and love of Padme drove him to atrocity and desperation and all that. I think there would be a nerd eruption if a Jedi shacked up with someone.

                            Correlation does not equal causation. Unless the Jedi Council can show Darth Maul etc also fell to the Dark Side because they had the hots for a chick, they might as well blame it on sand since it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

                            • He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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                            • Coin
                              Coin @Arkandel last edited by

                              @Arkandel said:

                              @Derp said:

                              So far the only Jedi we've seen be in a relationship (in the movies, mind you -- Mara Jade is still <3) was Anakin, and love of Padme drove him to atrocity and desperation and all that. I think there would be a nerd eruption if a Jedi shacked up with someone.

                              Correlation does not equal causation. Unless the Jedi Council can show Darth Maul etc also fell to the Dark Side because they had the hots for a chick, they might as well blame it on sand since it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

                              Luke is far from a Jedi traditionalist--he is the product of breaking Jedi tradition, in fact, in more ways than one.

                              "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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                              • Jennkryst
                                Jennkryst Banned @Derp last edited by

                                @Derp said:

                                So far the only Jedi we've seen be in a relationship (in the movies, mind you -- Mara Jade is still <3) was Anakin, and love of Padme drove him to atrocity and desperation and all that. I think there would be a nerd eruption if a Jedi shacked up with someone.

                                There is some serious hand-on-thigh action between Obi-wan and Padme in Episode 2. To make the prequels interesting, watch Ep 1 with with Darth-Darth Binks theory in mind, and Eps 2-3 with the idea that 'Obi-wan was totally banging Padme' angle.

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                                • Cirno
                                  Cirno Banned @Jennkryst last edited by Cirno

                                  @Jennkryst said:

                                  @Derp said:

                                  So far the only Jedi we've seen be in a relationship (in the movies, mind you -- Mara Jade is still <3) was Anakin, and love of Padme drove him to atrocity and desperation and all that. I think there would be a nerd eruption if a Jedi shacked up with someone.

                                  There is some serious hand-on-thigh action between Obi-wan and Padme in Episode 2. To make the prequels interesting, watch Ep 1 with with Darth-Darth Binks theory in mind, and Eps 2-3 with the idea that 'Obi-wan was totally banging Padme' angle.

                                  The Darth Binks theory seriously fucked with my head when I watched the Pod Race again and Anakin's podracer starts up right after Binks says "Come on, Ani!"

                                  That was too coincidental. It gave me chills.

                                  Also, I heard on the grapevine that Gungans have really big dicks. [bites lower lip] I bet they've got really big, heavy balls, too. They probably fuck for hours at a time.

                                  While we're talking about Obi-Wan trying to give Padme the D...have you considered the time when Jar Jar and Padme were alone on the Royal Yacht?

                                  Nnnf.... 💗

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                                  • Roz
                                    Roz Banned last edited by

                                    This killed me.

                                    The Confused Notes of a Star Wars Newbie Who Felt Compelled to See The Force Awakens

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                                    • Arkandel
                                      Arkandel Admin last edited by

                                      In case anyone doesn't know about the Darth Binks theory, which could explain who Supreme Leader Snoke is. 🙂

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                                        bored last edited by

                                        I am 100% behind the Binks thing, to the point of aggravating my friends and the person I saw the new one with. If you read any of the stuff about Lucas trying to use Ring theory in film, it makes even more sense (the reddit thread touches on that with the 'rhyming' concept and how Darth Binks is the necessary rhyme to Yoda).

                                        It would really be a shame if that's what they were going for and ultimately chickened out of.

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