In just a quick perusal of forum software in the vein of NodeBB, it seems that Discourse is really popular. DigitalOcean even appears to be able to set you up a droplet automatically, and it has a one-button update feature for the tech illiterate.
Might be worth looking into.
I vote for the same solution as the solution reached in JDATE.
@reimesu said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
(DUCK SAUCE. I miss duck sauce!)
@greenflashlight said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
you're gay, but you don't cram it down his throat
Quoting because I'm twelve and my mind went bad places.
You're welcome.
I really, really tried to give this game a chance. I did.
But I just don't think that I can MMO. Seeing other people run past me in dungeons, doing apparently the same stuff I am supposed to be doing, or seeing them run past in fights and being unable to determine if these are NPCs I am fighting or just rando other players at the quickest glance without some really ugly HUD stuff --
I just can't man. I want so badly to like and play this game but it breaks my head that I cannot un-Multiplayer this game.
I just want my single player ES.
See, I thought about Sandalwood. And then I realized that there is no such thing as 'Sandalwood'. There are a variety of woody scents that are called Sandalwood, and they range from the Basically-Baby-Powder smell of oils like Auric Blends to the Holy Jesus Rotting Wood Plant Matter smell of some like -- shaving soaps and stuff.
Basically, when you buy something called 'Sandalwood', you are taking quite the gamble, in the same way as you took a gamble when you bought something labelled Dragon's Blood in the Early Naughties. You weren't buying a scent, you were buying a potential range of scents that all sort of orbited an idea. Loosely.
ETA: The smell of actual leather is good. The smells of leather-scented products never smell like leather to me, though. English Leather smells like tobacco and wet dog.
ETA2: Amber is good, though. I like Amber.
@greenflashlight said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
Thinking someone is your friend until you find out he's a homophobic misogynist who only likes you because you're one of the good ones so he doesn't mean any of it about you.
I feel like there is a whole story here and I am dying to hear it.
@ganymede said in Health and Wealth and GrownUp Stuff:
(I mean, Derp is, sort of, if we're talking about scent.)
(He's from Indiana; they smell.)
True story.
Alternately, ship them to Derp.
Do not. I love cats but I have had an old man dog come back to live with me and while he is normally chill with cats he sometimes gets hangry and wants to snack on them.
@arkandel said in Oh, Humanity:
@derp said in Oh, Humanity:
@ganymede said in Oh, Humanity:
Because when Batman files a summary judgment motion, you listen.
Annnnnd now I wanna know why Batman needed a lawyer but I know you can't say and that's gonna torture me forever DAMN YOU GANYMEDE.
I mean Batman isn't exactly an law-abiding citizen...
Yeah but he's rich and white and a dude. He's basically invisible to police. That's why nobody ever figures out that Bruce Wayne is Batman even though it doesn't take rocket science to puzzle that one out.
I would buy some soap!
Masculine scents come in one of three varieties:
Variety 1: "Here is this strange blend of chemicals with no discernable scent which may not be even appropriate for anything ever" ala Axe. Ladies. You all know the joys of Axe. Dudes -- easy on the Axe.
Variety 2: 'wtf dude did you just like go hump an evergreen or something'? Why do people think men need to smell like pine needles and sawdust? Why has this variety of scent not changed since our grandpa's grandpa's grandpa was probably out literally humping a pine tree or whatever?
Variety 3: Musk. Just. Fucking musk. WHO decided that this gland-juice is something we should proudly wear? It's like the dog that goes and rolls around in animal crap like warpaint and then just looks so damn pleased with himself... not... that... my dog does that. NO. You can't prove it. Shut up.
Anyway. Something with a better blend of scents that doesn't cost as much as a mercedes would be great.
@ganymede said in Oh, Humanity:
Because when Batman files a summary judgment motion, you listen.
Annnnnd now I wanna know why Batman needed a lawyer but I know you can't say and that's gonna torture me forever DAMN YOU GANYMEDE.
@silverfox said in Critters!:
They for sure don't really trust people and aren't ready to be adopted but I am REALLY hoping you are right. They are a little big so things are stacked against them in the adoption corner already. If we can't get them to be sweet babies who like people they might never get a chance.
Untrue! My favoritest cat ever was a gray-and-white feral that my brothers literally caught out in the woods. We named him Storm. He was aptly named. And kind of mean. And I loved him.
People like me exist! Just be up front about it. 
Don't sell their image as sweet babies. Sell their image as strong-willed hellions that will always surprise you and you will find a good home for them.
@greenflashlight said in Oh, Humanity:
Once, more than a year ago, I was in line at a drive-thru. When I got to the window, the teller told me the person in line ahead of me had paid for my order.
Now I do it all the time. I want other people to have that surprise.
Someone did this for me a few weeks ago and I was so weirded out by it.
