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SOCIETY IS ON A DOWNWARDS SPIRAL AND IT STARTS WITH YOU DRY-HEAVING, GLASSY-EYED, FUCKING DICKWEEDS RUINING PER SE. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY REMOVING THE OPTION TO DOWNVOTE WAS A MISTAKE. THERE ARE NO WORDS IN THE ENGLISH VOCABULARY TO APPROPRIATELY EXPRESS HOW ASHAMED I AM TO BE THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU ↓↓↓↓↓

You'll never see it done either. Any time you've got a church that's even slightly morally dubious it will inevitably devolve into a warhammer-esque sausage fest with godly men blowing up planets because one of it's inhabitants missed sunday mass.

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Edgy parental RP. One of my favourite MU moments was buying my character's son a puppy then forcing him to kill it on his next birthday with a card that read "I dare you to love again." Unironically believed he had the kid's best interests at heart by hardening him into a man instead of letting him grow up to be a pansy. My character was so proud to be on the receiving end of a patricide.

@ThugHeaven said in MU Things I Love:

Where are y'all finding all this edginess? I run into a lot of people that start getting uncomfortable with light drug use and some swearing.

Imo it's on most MUs but not publicly advertised by those involved. Once word gets out to the PC sphere that you're acting like an edgelord you're going to be on the receiving end of some hilariously disproportionate retribution. Like vampires and werewolves banding together to murder some unimportant human nobody because he likes to drink and beat his wife.

If I was playing a game that advertised itself as survival only the struggle to stay alive was superficial then I'd be disappointed. These sorts of settings where it's made clear from the start it's a story of how you died only appeal to a specific and hip audience anyway: textual masochists that love to suffer. It's hard for a story to feel meaningful when you know failures aren't going to make a ton of difference in the long term, but sometimes that doesn't matter when you just want a typical feel good adventure.

I've seen what's down there. And I'd give anything to unsee it. No amount of therapy will ever make it okay.

The neonate is at fault for not apologizing profusely enough. THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONK.

A few of my favorites:

I don't think you're a good fit for this role = I think you're fucking retarded.
Unpaid volunteer = Selfless Messiah.
Do you have skype? = Psst, hey kid! You wanna cheat on text games?

My favorite cost is the meme magic way where your power level is equivalent to the number of years you've maintained your virginity with 30 being the entry level. Those who allow a succubus to drain their mana are forever reduced to normie scum.