I thought I'd post again, since today is weird.
This morning I thought we had an earthquake, since my bed was shaking and it felt like the earthquake we had years ago. Then I read online that we did not, in fact, have an earthquake.
Due to my upbringing, and googling "bed shaking" on the internet, I quickly came to the conclusion that my bed was haunted due to the fact that I spent the last few weeks telling ghosts to come fight me because I'll kick their ass. Then the other day I declared that ghosts did not exist because they clearly never seem to show up. It all made sense.
Then I remembered that I have an actual medically diagnosed disorder that causes me to have waking hallucinations (sleep paralysis), among other related symptoms that come with it, plus only sleeping for about 4 hours a night for like the last week or so and having a weird headache.
So like, I'm thinking it's probably my brain and not ghosts, but just in case I think I might give my bed a mild exorcism when I can find some olive oil.