@surreality said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
@templari Oh, dang -- if you can find that version, please post it! I have a soft spot for that one, I do. It's such a cute version of "Mayyyyybe no."
That just makes it so much funnier.
Plus little pudge calico is so adorable it almost hurts.
I'm now on a mission. FB is not cooperating, but I will find it again!
Edit to Add: Aha! It's a video link. (Found the youtube version)
Kitties!
Wolff. I have mentioned Masq a few times, so I’ll bring out Wolff. No, not a werewolf. Straight up mortal. PD Detective. Not just a mortal but one that had zero understanding and believe in the supernatural. Dude gets up and flees after being shot? “Damn new PCP”. Dude gets blasted close range repeatedly, doesn’t bleed? “Check with the military about missing level IV body armor”. Just would not believe, so of course, as a result I was fortunate enough to be pulled into a lot of RP. Apparently folks liked the fact that I very much made no efforts to be ‘in the know’, and resisted as much as possible. The game at the time made it great to enjoy, I would encounter folks that could simply destroy me at a whim, and they’d purposely not do it (not that I had a clue) just so RP could be RP. I had mistakes, and I had triumphs. Mostly, I had fucking amazing RP with people there. It was mostly because of them that he was so fun to play.
Staff would mess with you (in the good way, mostly). Being dumb and walking through the warzone at night? Time to get shot at! Players also getting their licks in. The amount of times spent waking up in the hospital, and time spent RPing there due to injuries (But not being dead, yet!). Repeatedly having folks examine you for suspicion of being a ghoul, all while having NO CLUE. Always having some reason for not seeing what really happened, and often having a legitimate reason!
Car chases, drinking nights, deep cases, simple cases! Just so much fun to be had as a straight up mortal cop oblivious to what was TRULY wrong with the city.
Hell it took him being embraced (as a present to someone) to make him see, and even then he was laughing “Right. I’m a vampire, uh huh.” Just complete denial, it took several scenes to finally convince him wtf was going on. The change in his mindset, and gradual shift in mannerisms was fun and challenging, but I’ll always miss him being the mortal.
@wildbaboons said in skew's Playlist:
You know how they say dogs and their owners ended up looking similar? So true. So true.
So what you're saying is this tiny monstrosity of a dog will get jingle bell footies?
@surreality said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:
1:17pm: I spike the shit out of my coffee.
LOL... also. Don't forget about those boxes, or it will be worse the following day.
@Silver said:
You wanna know where I am, stop being a creeper and ask me!
So hey bebe, where are ya and whaddya wearin'?
Disclaimer: I haven't the foggiest who you are, and was going to go with a Minecraft creeper joke, but this is much more on topic.
@surreality Wrap one of them. Put it in a box. Wrap that. Put that in another box. Wrap that. Repeat until bored, then apply 10 layers of wrapping paper to the last box.
Combination of 2 techniques my father used on my brother to get him to stop tearing open presents before figuring out who they were from to thank later. It was super-effective. Years later... I have used it on him still... and his son , my nephew! 
(I may be the asshole of my immediate family)
ETA: No, I AM, I just remembered giving that boy one of those obnoxious metal xylophones when he was like 3... specifically for revenge against my baby brother.
@auspice I loved my Lasombra-Lite! Tempted to make another someday.
@surreality Awww. Wait. I think you mean "lost" it.
@Arkandel Noooooo. That's not true! That's impossible!!
@Tempest Alas, The XboX 360 game was... that whole slap an FPS on every game approach, which would be fine except for tele-portation, and resurrection magic, both previously no-no's/can't happen canon in SR.
Also fuck Magic Healing Trees... because reasons.
@surreality Yes. As it helps keep up their... circulation.
@Arkandel Argh sorry I should have been more clear. Duck is a client for Chrome itself. Since I was just using it, it was on my brain and I forgot to add context for you.
The conversation needs to happen. Theme is there for a reason. I agree with whats been said before but bears repeating. If they don't give a shit about your theme, they won't give a shit about your game.
If it's being broken in something that maybe not plausable, but a "No, But.." compromise can be reached, on one hand that's not bad. But the problem is this, now you're entering the realm of 'case by case' basis. The second issue, is how much work you have to put into the idea conversion versus they contribute to it.
I'm more willing to help out someone going 'Gotcha, what if I did X,Y, and Z with it instead?" especially if it's an honest attempt not just asking me the same thing rephrased differently tactic.
@surreality Pssssh. Vampires have sheer force of will. If Dracula could command Renfield to do the things he did, then he can certainly be all "Arise, Penis!!! Harden to fulfill your destiny! Gird yourself true!!"
Damn, I ran out of horrible things to add to those commands.
@tragedyjones said in Interest/Volunteer Check: Major Multisphere Chronicles of Darkness:
Just a little nugget to (hopefully) drum up some interest:
NKR: the New Kindred Republic
Sounds like a terrible cover band name!
This may have been asked already. Will there be singing crabs? It makes them easier to catch and them steam for my pirate mateys.
FC Zillah.