Pokemon Go

skew

@ThugHeaven Is that a stolen joke?! Awww...

ZekeTheG33k

The sad truth is you just have to be able to see the pokemon on your radar. If you can see it you can capture it without going into anyone's backyard. So this joke, that has been repeated repeatedly, is really pitiful in the fact it doesn't actually represent the game at all.

Auspice

@ThugHeaven said in Pokemon Go:

So, my twelve year old son is playing this and I decided to play too. So yesterday, I get a knock on my door and open it. A seven year old little boy and girl are standing there holding a cell phone. "Um, excuse me Miss? Can we go in your back yard, there's a pikachu we want to catch."

I smile sweetly and say, "I'm sorry, there's a dog back there." and close the door. Guess who's got a fucking pikachu?! This girl!

First saw the joke with a Rhydon.
Then I saw it with a Pikachu and the punch line being 'Team Rocket, blasting off!'

C'mon. Give us some new jokes!

ThugHeaven

Dammit!

Auspice

@ThugHeaven said in Pokemon Go:

Dammit!

C'mon. We are denizens of the internet. We see things.

Hella

This is no joke. I'm going to hell. Driving past a graveyard tonight. FULL of poke stops. And a gym.

... GUESS WHO'S GYM LEADER NOW BITCHES

ThugHeaven

@Auspice said in Pokemon Go:

@ThugHeaven said in Pokemon Go:

Dammit!

C'mon. We are denizens of the internet. We see things.

U gaiz kno hw 2 use ths ting 2!?

Insomnia

How I mine for fish?

skew

@VulgarKitten I took a picture of my lil bro posing with a spearow in the cemetery. Positively sacrilegious. I love it.

tragedyjones

I have a Poké Stop I can hit from my desk at work. Also, I have a Jigglypuff

Ganymede

@tragedyjones

Insomnia

Pretty good reasons why you might want to delete this app and wait a while.

Arkandel

@Insomnia Nope!

Coin

Being outside sucks.

I cycle so I have to spend the least amount of time outside possible.

skew

@Insomnia said in Pokemon Go:

Pretty good reasons why you might want to delete this app and wait a while.

Eh! The US Gov't is already reading my e-mails, right? I trust Nintendo more than them! (Even if it was true.)

Insomnia

@Arkandel Hey, I don't care if you don't care that Pokemon is reading any emails involving penises you might get, just trying to be helpful!

Arkandel

@Insomnia Since you mentioned it... http://www.theladbible.com/articles/guy-in-hotel-room-with-girlfriend-playing-pokemon-go-finds-penis-diglett-100716

skew

@Insomnia said in Pokemon Go:

@Arkandel Hey, I don't care if you don't care that Pokemon is reading any emails involving penises you might get, just trying to be helpful!

His post was not that he doesn't care. It's that the article you linked is not true.

Insomnia

Meh so it isn't.

But I already posted the diglet pics yesterday!

Arkandel

@Insomnia It's mine now!

Wait, that might not be a good thing.