Feb 2, 2018, 6:13 PM

@sunny said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@cobaltasaurus I got stuck in someone's driveway once. Snow and ice, couldn't make it up the hill. Dude (that did not tip me) stood on his porch eating his pizza and watched me struggle, then watched as his neighbor came out and helped me escape. Waved as I finally made it up the hill.

As you're pulling out, you yell, "I spit in your pizza!" and enjoy the look on their face. If they call your manager you say, "I never said that. They must be trying to get free pizza. Who would say something like that?"