King of Sex Mountain

surreality

@Ghost ...you keep saying you won't play.

YOU NEVER SAID YOU WOULDN'T STAFF.

Looooooooooooooophole.

loophole

Ghost

Best gif that describes this mush idea AND my feelings on this.

surreality

@Ghost I maintain you should be obligated to staff purely by virtue of the perfection of the loophole gif, but since I think this is one of those games that should entail a game-wide ongoing drinking game (let's be honest, it'd help), I feel that fucking the bar in this gif should be taken as a sign of your agreement to take on the task due to eagerness to fuck the actual shit out of a bar.

Lotherio

Wait, I can't tell without reading, are those gifs for the orgy mux or something else?

surreality

@Lotherio All signs point to... yes/both/maybe/I'm still awake oh gods someone club me with a mallet or something so I'm not awake any more?

Ghost

Yes, the loophole gif was perfection, but you absolutely don't want me staff on FUCK MOUNTAIN ORGY MUSH because you don't want the randomness that is my brain coming up with orgy themes.

Wars vs Trek
Necrophiles vs Zombies
Sexy Supreme Court Night
Secret Guest Night (a night where I secretly invite a guest star who doesn't mush or someone wtf perplexing as some kind of mole)
Grammar Nazi Night (Where anyone cosplaying Man in the High Castle gets to yell out improper grammar during the orgy)
Famous Olympian Night! (Where someone may come as the ultimate fucker, Zeus, but really people just wanna see Greg Louganis fucking Johnny Weir)
The Unstoppable Meat Orgy (no sex this night. A BBQ catering company comes in and everyone just eats and goes "Nope, not fuckin after this" just like you do in RL)
American Gladiators Night
Serial Killer Night
Emotionally Unsatisfying Vulcan Sex Night
Dress as your Boss Night
SEXY JANITOR NIGHT
SEXY ENDANGERED SPECIES FURRY NIGHT
XXX-TREME NO CONDOM NIGHT
WWF VS WCW Night
Ghost invited Spider night! (I would, because I dont give a fuck)
Dress as your favorite GHOST character or you get banned night
Appreciate GHOST because he works a hard ass job, lives in a melty-ass state, and puts up with a lot of weird shit night
THE SANTA GAUNTLET (one player in a santa costume has to fuck to completion a gauntlet of 12 players dressed as reindeer.)
IT'S NOT THE JEWISH PEOPLE'S FAULT NIGHT (Where we finally admit that Rome wanted Jesus dead to begin with and it was a political execution, so one person dresses like Jesus and they get absolutely fucked by people in Roman garb)
Obscure NBA all-Star night! (Mookie Blaylock, bitch)
FIELD TRIP TO A WINERY NIGHT
XXX-TREME DRYNESS NIGHT
Up Shit's Creek Night (all butt stuff. No paddles)
ANNOYING PB DESENSITIZATION NIGHT
The Great All-Victorian/All-HPLovecraft-styled Prose Night ("I found myself copulating with Agnes, who I'd met in 1919 at Miskatonic University as a curator of the ancient Juugar tribal relic. I found it queer at the time that she had greeted me without her usual offer of tea, and I noticed upon her epidermis a six centimeter contusion the color of emerald...")
WRETCHED'S CHOICE NIGHT
Fuckaroo Banzai: The LARP

I just woke and am stopping there. You don't want this, guys. I get weird.

Cupcake

@Ghost How much time did you spend working on that list?

surreality

@Ghost I sincerely believe that list makes you one of the best qualified to staff.

Like, seriously... and I cannot believe I am being even slightly serious in this thread for even half a fucking second...

...a handful of people doing basic forum mod-style work, whoever wants to run silly things gets to run silly things? Will likely get the jerb done.

Wacky bits and bobs as group efforts (pun not intended) like random reaction tables or whatever? Pfft, this place would be as much fun to build as a group as it would to ever play anything on.

Just shift up setting/whatever every week or two, vote on which thing to do next, groups could pitch an idea to the list they'll help run/set up and do it all round-robin-ish-like.

Ghost

@Cupcake said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Ghost How much time did you spend working on that list?

Shockingly little.

I am currently laying in bed typing quasi-sideways and started writing that 10 minutes after waking.

That post took about as long to write as it did to type.

Like I said, I get weird. I think of a lot of randomly dumb, insightful, horrific, and lolz shit.

Lotherio

@Ghost said in King of Sex Mountain:

I am currently laying in bed typing

And thus was Super Orgy Mountain Mux declared open...

Ghost

@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:

Just shift up setting/whatever every week or two, vote on which thing to do next, groups could pitch an idea to the list they'll help run/set up and do it all round-robin-ish-like.

I do not share power. There is only one king of Fuck Mountain. There is no committee; there is only the existence of loyal orgy advisors giving me suggestions as to how I may succeed at being the #4 orgy-themed mush staffer in all of current mushdom.

Each session I would role play as myself in a throne, sitting high above the Orgy in judgment with my fist to my chin like Conan, but ultimately more like Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat quietly judging the to-the-death fighting tournaments in Outworld.

"GORO! BARAKA! Bring me a plate of spare ribs."

deadculture

@Auspice said in King of Sex Mountain:

aka developing a sex game in FS3 (sorry @faraday).

This is all likely a lark and I am already developing a game so I doubt I am going to actually 'make this happen,' but I find a lot of enjoyment in theorycrafting. The initial idea for this was born out of bs'ing (and not actually complaining for once in our sorry lives) in the gripes thread. A 'what if' regarding an orgy scene that was not taken seriously. Which would, of course, take likely literal months to play out because of the logistics behind it.

The idea led me to consider: what if that was the entire point behind it? What if you approached it like a gaming session or even story? Develop a system in which each orgy has a different setting (and/or theme) and the goal is to be the last (wo)man standing? Because, you see, I am inspired by the game Kobolds Ate My Baby and this particular orgy would come with death tables. And embarrassment tables.

What's that? You failed a roll? Sorry, but the next time you go to lube up you grab the hot sauce instead.

I envision only 4 attributes (brawn, dexterity, wits, hotness), a v. streamlined action skillset, a heavy reliance on background skills, and RP hooks that read like a Tinder profile.

The only real issue I'm having at this point is: since death is gonna happen a lot (don't worry, the cleaners are discrete), I want a way to track deaths-per-player without requiring people use Ares handles. I feel like this may demand a custom Ares module.

(*This entire thing may be a joke. It may not. I'm kind of enjoying the idea of Orgy on a Cruise Ship followed by Orgy at the Office followed by Orgy at Bingo Night ....)

Does it come with the Bukkake Berserker play module?

surreality

@Ghost It could all be a matter of 'toss a vote at whoever once a day because they made you laugh' and at the end of that story period, whoever has the most is that session's King of Fuck Mountain.

And so help me, I know, I KNOW someone would vote-wank this, I know they would, I knooooow, and yet, that in itself would be recursive and masturbatory to the point that it would only serve to reinforce the point, somehow.

Ghost

Luchador Prom Night
Sexy Civil War Nurse RP Night
CYBORG NIGHT
Vague Passive Aggressiveness Night
PARKS AND REC COZPLAY NIGHT (I call DJ Roombah)
Everyone Dresses Like Elvira THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT GHOST RL FANTASY FULFILLMENT NIGHT
Judge Judy Night (Where one person RPs as Judge Judy scolding people while they hash out their relationship issues mid-coitus in a courtroom)

Jesus. Stopping. Stopping typing this stuff, that is.

surreality

@Ghost

Awkward Virgins Night
We're All Going to a Vampire LARP Night
I Swear This Never Happened Before Night
Alien Abduction Probe Party (aka 'I SWEAR ME AND THE GUYS WERE JUST GOING FISHING OUT IN THE WOODS' Night)
What Girls Actually Do When We Go To The Bathroom In Groups Night
Arts and Crafts Night
Subsequent Glitter Herpes Scrubbing Baths Party Night

Ghost

@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:

that session's King of Fuck Mountain

This session's king??? You dare question my sole reign?!?!?!

DRACARYS!

Alamias

@Ghost Having never actually watched an episode of Always Sunny, all your gifs are making me want to watch it. I'm not sure that is a good or a bad thing.

Ghost

@Alamias said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Ghost Having never actually watched an episode of Always Sunny, all your gifs are making me want to watch it. I'm not sure that is a good or a bad thing.

It is an amazingly giffable show, and it's hilarious.

surreality

@Ghost "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON!!!" Night

Ghost

@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Ghost "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON!!!" Night

WHEN YOU THINK YOURE BEING AWESOME, BUT IN REALITY YOURE FUCKING SLOPPY DRUNK AND EMBARRASSING YOURSELF NIGHT.