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    • JinShei
      JinShei @BetterNow last edited by

      @BetterNow said in Random funny:

      @JinShei Actually the story is kind of brilliant. They used a military chopper to drop bags of aggregate in the collapsed dam section to shore it up, while fire fighters pumped water out of the reservoir to reduce the pressure. Watched a news story on it and amazing how smartly it was handled. None of which, I'm sure, had to do with Boris.

      I know - it was a joke 🙂

      Nothing effective comes from Johnson

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      • JinShei
        JinShei last edited by

        If you're bored, go on Google and search for MOT Check UK, open it up and search the MOT status of this car RJ04ZYX. Have a look at why it failed in 2015; it’s the best advisory you’ll ever see! Trust me, you won't be disappointed.

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        • Tinuviel
          Tinuviel @JinShei last edited by

          @JinShei I don't think people outside the UK can view the MOT check site. I can't view it, at the very least.

          He/Him

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          • Auspice
            Auspice last edited by

            @JinShei said in Random funny:

            RJ04ZYX

            350d011c-6ff8-4a7d-9d4f-703a981f3955-image.png

            I guess I'm not really seeing why it's hilarious?
            Feels nitpicky, but that's sort of the job of testing like that isn't it?

            Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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            • Pondscum
              Pondscum last edited by

              With NPR heavily used, and police able to issue fines for number plates being dirty and unreadable, yes, this is indeed a genuine (and serious) reason to fail a car its MOT. The car wouldn't have been charged for its re-test, but the tester would have had to contact the owner and get permission to replace the bulb (as it's an expense), before issuing the pass certificate.

              We English, we're just so crazy like that!

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              • JinShei
                JinShei last edited by

                It is missing the funny. download_20190820_074842.png

                It is the second bit...

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                • Auspice
                  Auspice @JinShei last edited by

                  @JinShei said in Random funny:

                  It is missing the funny. download_20190820_074842.png

                  It is the second bit...

                  Yeah, that wasn't there when I looked.

                  Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                  • JinShei
                    JinShei @Auspice last edited by

                    @Auspice Definitely was but it would be in a folded up section under the advisory bit.

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                    • Ifrit
                      Ifrit Banned @JinShei last edited by

                      @JinShei I think someone's picked up on it and taken it off. Spoilsports.

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                      • JinShei
                        JinShei @Ifrit last edited by

                        @Ifrit said in Random funny:

                        @JinShei I think someone's picked up on it and taken it off. Spoilsports.
                        spoilsport

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                        • surreality
                          surreality last edited by surreality

                          ...yes.

                          Oh fucking well.

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                          • surreality
                            surreality last edited by surreality

                            ...but it should honestly be in comic sans for maximum impact.

                            Oh fucking well.

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                            • Auspice
                              Auspice @surreality last edited by

                              @surreality said in Random funny:

                              ...but it should honestly be in comic sans for maximum impact.

                              Put that evil

                              I'm still crying over here.

                              Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                              • surreality
                                surreality @Auspice last edited by

                                @Auspice I physically flinched when I saw it, and made a horrified shocked noise... out loud.

                                And it still post-surgery hurts to talk, so like, unexpected blurt of horror noise will likely be something I will pay for for hours to come, but that thing earned it.

                                Oh fucking well.

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                                • Thenomain
                                  Thenomain @surreality last edited by

                                  @surreality said in Random funny:

                                  ...but it should honestly be in comic sans for maximum impact.

                                  I would have also accepted "Ariel". Helvetica is overused, but even kerned terribly it's still a gorgeous typeface.

                                  “If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
                                  ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

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                                  • Aria
                                    Aria last edited by Aria

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                                    I had to see it. Now you have to see it.

                                    https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
                                    There were never any good old days. They are today. They are tomorrow. It's a stupid thing we say, cursing tomorrow with sorrow. -- Gogol Bordello

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                                    • surreality
                                      surreality @Aria last edited by

                                      @Aria A fat cat dragon, no less. 😄

                                      Oh fucking well.

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                                      • Thenomain
                                        Thenomain @surreality last edited by

                                        @surreality said in Random funny:

                                        @Aria A fat cat dragon, no less. 😄

                                        Chonkmerica.

                                        “If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.”
                                        ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

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                                        • JinShei
                                          JinShei last edited by

                                          Open up a google window. Search “wizard of oz”.
                                          Click Dorothy’s red shoes on the right.
                                          Then click the tornado.

                                          Open up a Google window.
                                          Search "Thanos".
                                          Click on the infinity gauntlet.

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                                          • Derp
                                            Derp Admin @Aria last edited by

                                            @Aria said in Random funny:

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                                            I had to see it. Now you have to see it.

                                            So wait, wait. Hold the fuck on.

                                            Those maps that said "Here there be dragons" were accurate?

                                            Racism isn't Tinkerbell. It doesn't need you to believe in it for it to exist.

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