Jan 24, 2020, 12:47 AM
He was traded, numbnutz.
The Hockey Thread
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Hey how about them Yotes
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So, let's talk about Gritty. Gritty allegedly punched a kid for the kid punching him. Allegedly Gritty "ran at full speed and punched the kid" but no one saw it and can corroborate the story.
Not sure if I believe it, but at the same time I'm willing to believe that even 13 year olds aren't immune to getting punched when throwing punches at anything Philly-related.
Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
I really don't understand He-Man -
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we all knew Gritty had a dark side
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@Auspice said in The Hockey Thread:
we all knew Gritty had a dark side
Gritty looks like a bearded muppet who had its facial skin ripped off. I find exploring his soft side to be the bigger topic lol
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@Ghost said in The Hockey Thread:
@Auspice said in The Hockey Thread:
we all knew Gritty had a dark side
Gritty looks like a bearded muppet who had its facial skin ripped off. I find exploring his soft side to be the bigger topic lol
I bet Gritty lurks on those 'cannibal looking for people who want to be eaten' forums.
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@Ghost said in The Hockey Thread:
Not sure if I believe it, but at the same time I'm willing to believe that even 13 year olds aren't immune to getting punched when throwing punches at anything Philly-related.
In my opinion, most 13 year olds deserve to be punched.
“It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.
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@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:
@Ghost said in The Hockey Thread:
Not sure if I believe it, but at the same time I'm willing to believe that even 13 year olds aren't immune to getting punched when throwing punches at anything Philly-related.
In my opinion, most 13 year olds deserve to be punched.
I support this.
I havent punched a 13 year old since I was about 13, but I'm not too proud to admit that it's crossed my mind.
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Its clear the story is 100 percent true, Gritty is such a wuss that with a running start and a punch to the back of the head, he can't take out a 13-year-old boy even. In fact, even when hit in the head, he can't leave a mark and somehow it magically went to his back.
I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.
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You know who is creepy? YOUPPI.
Or as my kid and I call him during Chel, "FooFo the Child Toucher"
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@Lotherio said in The Hockey Thread:
Its clear the story is 100 percent true, Gritty is such a wuss that with a running start and a punch to the back of the head, he can't take out a 13-year-old boy even. In fact, even when hit in the head, he can't leave a mark and somehow it magically went to his back.
I mean, considering how wall-eyed he is...
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@Auspice Um. Excuse me. Wall-eyed people are a protected category, you horrible ableist.
(This is a joke, by the way)
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Given how much y'all love to crap on my team, I'm stunned it took you a full day to find this.
No excuses for slacking off.
https://whatiswrongwith.me/Mia
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@Aria said in The Hockey Thread:
Given how much y'all love to crap on my team, I'm stunned it took you a full day to find this.
No excuses for slacking off.
Hey, I @'d you last night on Discord.
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@Aria said in The Hockey Thread:
Given how much y'all love to crap on my team, I'm stunned it took you a full day to find this.
No excuses for slacking off.
Hey, I like the Flyers.
It's the Yotes that shit all over them.
Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
I really don't understand He-Man -
You guys stole Kessel from the Penguins.
“It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.
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@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:
You guys stole Kessel from the Penguins.
Nope. Kassel stole himself from the Penguins.
DONCHA BE ACTIN LIKE HE DIDN' SIGN THA' DOTTED LINE, LASSIE.
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I really don't understand He-Man -
He was traded, numbnutz.
“It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.
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@Ganymede said in The Hockey Thread:
He was traded, numbnutz.
He could have resigned! No one forced him to take off that filthy Pens sweater and put on that majestic Coyotes sweater
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@Ghost said in The Hockey Thread:
He could have resigned! No one forced him to take off that filthy Pens sweater and put on that majestic Coyotes sweater
He. Was. Traded.
“It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.
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@Ganymede He coulda ran away to the Russian Super League and been banned from the NHL until finishing the rest of his contract with the Yotes.
Dude had options not to come to AZ.
- Run away
- Retire
- WitSec
- Sell all his belongings and move to Tibet
Cant we just be happy he didn't go to Detroit?
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WAIT, I came to this too late.
Is there an honest to god Coyote fan here? I thought that was a myth!