Random links

Insomnia · Sep 30, 2016, 9:02 AM

I don't try to understand, just share the pain. When I saw the link I thought it was going to be along the lines of the woman who married the Berlin wall or something. Nope!

Auspice · Oct 1, 2016, 3:37 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/553lxs/my_31f_husband_33m_of_4_years_doesnt_take_our/

Sunny · Sep 30, 2016, 7:04 PM

@Auspice

I am glad my morbid curiosity got the best of me. 10/10, would click again.

Insomnia · Oct 1, 2016, 2:51 PM

Best police report ever?

surreality · Oct 1, 2016, 3:37 PM

@Auspice said in Random links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/553lxs/my_31f_husband_33m_of_4_years_doesnt_take_our/

<immediately cribs notes from this for the next time someone pushes too hard for TS and it's time to give them what they truly deserve>

...that is made entirely of bliss, joy, and a laugh I so very desperately needed.

Tinuviel · Oct 1, 2016, 4:27 PM

@surreality <pushes really hard for bad TS>

surreality · Oct 1, 2016, 4:30 PM

@Tinuviel Somewhere, if I can ever find it, friends of mine and I (many years ago) were writing a random improv (it never got to any actual TS or even near it) 'seduction', and there was indeed a log. Between each set of poses, someone would call out the name of a new 'style' to pose in. I think we got through 'Penthouse Forum', 'Cheesy Romance Novel w/Flowery Euphemisms', and 'AOL Chatspeak' before we were too incapable of keeping a straight face to continue.

In other words: be careful what you wish for. <insert wild cackling here>