Sleepy boredom...
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...(also known as exhaustion) due to pregnancy illness and subsequent childbirth has brought me poking back around here.
Hey folks! What's the happityhap? Hope everyone's been doing well!
So much gossip and such to catch up on...
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Congratulations on your crotch goblin. Will you be finding a game to have a birth day party or anything? I jest.
Welcome back. Things are as they always have been and always will be. MUing...MUing never changes.
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... crotch goblin....
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The Crotch Goblin demands sacrifice.
The Center Cannot Hold.
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Do the Crotch Goblins have some kind of treaty with the Pillow Pants Pussy Trolls?
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How true that is...
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Time, Money, Sustenance, and also your youth. Sometimes blood. You only had one, right? Right!? Because twins are DOUBLE SACRIFICE. That is why the Mayan's died out. Twins, man.
The Center Cannot Hold.
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Yup, just the one =p
Thank goodness. I couldn't deal with twins... I have a new appreciation for parents in general. Especially those with multiple children.
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Just think: Yours cannot speak commands, or walk...yet. -Yet-.
I mean, it will be great. You'll do great. It's great fun. Super fun. Like fire.
The Center Cannot Hold.
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@HorrorHound to hell with walking. Mine has discovered climbing. Everything!
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Gotta say, I'll be slightly glad when it's more than just a fish tank experience. I think I'd prefer the commands over a gremlin screaming in my ear at two in the morning for not making food fast enough. At least there's some kind of interaction, with commands? I don't know. I'll report back when the time comes >>
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See, you say that. Until The Endless Quest of Questions comes.
I now own volumes of Encyclopedia because apparently Google cannot answer all of her questions.
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Mine wishes to be a boxing-ballerina. I cannot help you. Just fear for you.
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Also, many congratulations on the birth of your child. May he or she conquer many realms through their lifetime, and lead the final charge against the Grandma.
The Center Cannot Hold.
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@thebird said in Sleepy boredom...:
Gotta say, I'll be slightly glad when it's more than just a fish tank experience. I think I'd prefer the commands over a gremlin screaming in my ear at two in the morning for not making food fast enough. At least there's some kind of interaction, with commands? I don't know. I'll report back when the time comes >>
SAVOR THE FISHTANK EXPERIENCE!!! o.o
Seriously, you will hit a point where you will look back fondly on the days of baby in a bouncer, or where the mere insertion of bottle to mouth would stop the noise. The scream sucks, but its NOTHING compared to the 'I'm Hungry' game. Or when they learn mobility. Suddenly, its a non-stop game of chase, fetch, catch, pleasedearGodwhyohwhydidyougivethemLEGS. Also... screaming for no reason? That becomes a thing. There's nothing wrong, and you will tear your hair out trying to figure out what IS wrong without ever figuring it out... they just want to see how loud they can be and how long they can sustain it. There will be the screaming tantrums, in public. If you're terribly unlucky (as I was with my second), you will STILL be sleep-deprived, because your child can apparently subsist on two hours of sleep and fart jokes and they will rise with the sun and begin the demands for breakfast (no not THAT cereal, the OTHER cereal... or maybe eggs. No, pancakes. BANANA pancakes! God help you if you don't have banana's for banana pancakes)... and it just gets 'better' from there.
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@thebird Oooooooooooo... man. Man, I'm really sorry. You have to shop for girl clothes. That's... that's rough.
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Right? Not looking forward.. fun now because she doesn't have a say. Even if family is "concerned", because I won't dress her in pink things.
Found the cutest baby dinosaur slippers... Forget "standard" girl clothes. -
@thebird And this is why I'm happy to have boys. Nobody questioned when I would take them shopping for Power Rangers or athletic shorts. Nobody questions my youngest wanting to wear a bright orange tshirt with blue basketball shorts. I would hurt people if I had to shop for 'girly' things.
