@templari said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
May have yelled out loud "KITTEN!! IT'S SO CUTE AND FLUFFY LOOKING! OH MY GOD I WANT TO PET IT!!!" prompting my roommate to once again remind me, that I am apparently a large grown-ass man, and should not be losing my shit like that over kittens.
Large, grown-ass man who loves kittens.
Just saying.
“It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.
@templari said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
@auspice So. I. May have yelled out loud "KITTEN!! IT'S SO CUTE AND FLUFFY LOOKING! OH MY GOD I WANT TO PET IT!!!" prompting my roommate to once again remind me, that I am apparently a large grown-ass man, and should not be losing my shit like that over kittens.
I have a soft spot for large, grown-ass men who love kittens.
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
@ganymede said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
@templari said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
May have yelled out loud "KITTEN!! IT'S SO CUTE AND FLUFFY LOOKING! OH MY GOD I WANT TO PET IT!!!" prompting my roommate to once again remind me, that I am apparently a large grown-ass man, and should not be losing my shit like that over kittens.
Large, grown-ass man who loves kittens.
Just saying.
Flag on the Field... Gronk is a large Man-Baby. I don't mean it in a bad way either, and I'm definitely not a pats fan.
@auspice But but.. I'm supposed to be scary.
@templari said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
But but.. I'm supposed to be scary.
Flag on the Field... Gronk is a large Man-Baby. I don't mean it in a bad way either, and I'm definitely not a pats fan.
Gronk's learned this from the Colossal Gigantic Boss Man-Baby himself, Brady-baby. Gronk's also a misogynist.
But he's a big man who likes kittens, so that's one thing in his favor.
“It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like.” -- Yamamoto Tsunetomo.
@templari said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
@auspice But but.. I'm supposed to be scary.
It's okay. You can pretend. I won't tell anyone.
(But the kittens know, man. They know.)
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
@auspice This may have made me go head boop my cat.
@templari said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
@auspice This may have made me go head boop my cat.
Every day when I get home from work, my kitty leaps up on the laptop table and meeps at me demanding heat butts and nuzzles. 
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
@auspice Mine has been compared to being a jealous angry wife. Loudly wants to know where I have been, what took me so long, and why am I not paying him any attention? And heaven help me if I pet another animal while I was away...
My former best friend's cat was sort of in love with me. When I'd come over, he'd stand up with his front end propped up on my legs, telling me that he wanted me to pick him up. Then, I'd have to kiss his nose. And then he'd have to get on my shoulders and headbutt my temple a few times, before he'd try to maneuver his fat clumsy ass around the back of my neck so he could lay down draped across my shoulders like some sort of cat boa.
My own cat just waited until I sat down, and then jumped up and crawled up my belly until he was in my face, and then would howl like a roaring lion at me for pets. Because he was a lover and a fighter.
This has been linked before elsewhere on the forum, but it is to funny to not link again here.
Oh fucking well.
To this day, one of my favorite things on the intarwebs.
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
@auspice Ditto this. I just picture this closet full of fluffy bastards falling all over themselves with the occasional confused '...mew?' as they keep being brought out into the light.
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
This is my bundle of death. Lil jerk, when I originally looked at my comforter it was a black hole. Suddenly eyes appeared, which inversed my blood pressure to pulse.
Black kitties are
@auspice said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
@templari said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
@auspice But but.. I'm supposed to be scary.
It's okay. You can pretend. I won't tell anyone.
(But the kittens know, man. They know.)
@templari said in The Kitten Army (GIF Heavy):
May have yelled out loud "KITTEN!! IT'S SO CUTE AND FLUFFY LOOKING! OH MY GOD I WANT TO PET IT!!!" prompting my roommate to once again remind me, that I am apparently a large grown-ass man, and should not be losing my shit like that over kittens.
Large, grown-ass man who loves kittens.
Just saying.
