Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.

[Auspice]

@Selira said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@Roz I'm not alone in this world?!

[Roz]

[Pandora]

@Roz said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

Cheesecake is gross. Enjoy your LACK OF DOWNVOTES.

[Derp]

@surreality said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

cheesecake cupcakes

[Selira]

@Auspice I don't like cream cheese, the tang of it in particular turns me off, sweet cheese is a BIZARRE IDEA, the texture is weird, and the eggs give me issues.

Cheesecake is fucking disgusting on every level.

[Ganymede]

@Selira said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

I don't like cream cheese, the tang of it in particular turns me off, sweet cheese is a BIZARRE IDEA, the texture is weird, and the eggs give me issues.

In addition to cheesecake, I also make excellent shortbread.

[Auspice]

[Selira]

@Ganymede we can be friends then, shortcake is fucking crack

[Pandora]

@Auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

I have nothing to add, but a mere upvote didn't show an appropriate level of solidarity.

[Roz]

@Selira said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@Auspice I don't like cream cheese, the tang of it in particular turns me off, sweet cheese is a BIZARRE IDEA, the texture is weird, and the eggs give me issues.

Cheesecake is fucking disgusting on every level.

For me, I like cream cheese in other settings, like on bagels and stuff. But I don't like mixing tang in my desserts. (I don't like fruit in dessert, either.)

Granted, I am actually about to go home and bake a cookie recipe that involves cream cheese, but the end result has NO TANG, so.

[Auspice]

I'll throw the evil cheesecake haters a bone here...

I hate pie.
Dry crust + hot, squishy fruit. Ugh.

[Derp]

@Auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

I'll throw the evil cheesecake haters a bone here...

I hate pie.
Dry crust + hot, squishy fruit. Ugh.

Sugar cream pie is the shit though.

But it has no fruit.

[Auspice]

@Derp said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@Auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

I'll throw the evil cheesecake haters a bone here...

I hate pie.
Dry crust + hot, squishy fruit. Ugh.

Sugar cream pie is the shit though.

But it has no fruit.

I consider stuff like chocolate meringue and their ilk different from 'pie.'
When people talk about pie, 9 times out of 10 they mean the stuff packed with fruit that is invariably paired with a dry-ass crust.

And yeah yeah all the 'but that means it wasn't made well!' claims. I've heard them. None of those people have ever given me a pie that isn't still super dry with hot, squishy fruit inside.

[Tinuviel]

@Auspice Most of the stuff I've seen described as pie is actually, like you, a tart. Tarts are ick.

[Roz]

I made a butterscotch cream pie for Thanksgiving and it was fucking delicious.

[Tinuviel]

If it doesn't have pastry on top it's not a pie.

[Auspice]

@Tinuviel said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

like you, a tart.

[Tinuviel]

@Auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@Tinuviel said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

like you, a tart.

[Ganymede]

@Auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

I hate pie.

I love pie.

Dry pie. Pie with fruit. Pie that's sweet. Pie with cream in or on it.

I love pie.

[Auspice]

@Ganymede said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

@Auspice said in Real World Peeves, Disgruntlement, and Irks.:

I hate pie.

I love pie.

Dry pie. Pie with fruit. Pie that's sweet. Pie with cream in or on it.

I love pie.

k forrest