I am so angry. At myself. For being so stupid.
It got cooler here, only 95 and started to rain. Hallelujah!
I left the door open to get some air. Didn't think much about it! But the puppies got out. It's okay, they are potty trained now, so we usually leave the door or the doggie door open for them.
I didn't think they would go and search for the first mud puddle to form and go waller in it like a pig.
Oh, but they did.
My clean, happy ass was just sitting here when suddenly... mud feeties everywhere. I'm covered in mud. My formerly clean kid is covered in mud. My whole house is decimated like a tornado just ripped right through it.
I had to follow emergency bath protocols with no one to help me (they are some big damn dogs) and now I am dripping sweat and covered in mud and I smell like wet hounds.
IDK if anyone knows the smell of a basset hound, let alone a wet one. It's not the finest of scents.
I have to go to the store now smelling like this before they close. >:| I just can't win today. I can't believe I left the door open.
Stop laughing.