Random funny
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Omg I love that picture so much. TO FACEBOOK!
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"As' chairman of the, Merchant's' Guild gentlemen may, I point out that these thing's represent a valuable labor force in this' city—" said Mr. Robert Parker.*
*As a member of the Ancient and Venerable Order of Greengrocers, Mr. Parker was honor-bound never to put his punctuation in the right place.
-Terry Pratchett, Making Money
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- He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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- He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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I feel like this could have been @Ganymede
Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.
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@arkandel I actually brought this idea up at a recent gaming convention and someone had the most diabolical response....
The head giving you the instructions and rules is the one that always lies.
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@ganymede ...knowing nothing about the actual (lack of) substance in the motion, my first thought is still OH SHIT SOV CITS!
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The important part is that it is an actual order recorded in the U.S. Pacer system.
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This really was random. As in, I was looking through other stuff on youtube, and randomly stumbled across this. And it completely and totally made my day. So I had to share:
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https://www.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/jpc.14309
"Six paediatric health‐care professionals were recruited to swallow a Lego head. Previous gastrointestinal surgery, inability to ingest foreign objects and aversion to searching through faecal matter were all exclusion criteria. Pre‐ingestion bowel habit was standardised by the Stool Hardness and Transit (SHAT) score. Participants ingested a Lego head, and the time taken for the object to be found in the participants stool was recorded. The primary outcome was the Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score."
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I almost put it in politics but really, it's just funny.
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- He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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- He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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How machine learning works
Interviewer: What's your biggest strength?
Me: I'm fast learner.
Interviewer: What's 11 * 11
Me: 65
Interviewer: not even close. It's 121
Me: It's 121
- He who takes offense when not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when intended is a greater fool.
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@Arkandel said in Random funny:
Interviewer: not even close. It's 121
Me: It's 121Funny, but then the punchline puts the Blade Runner 2049 baseline test in my mind, I'll be repeating that all day in my head now, thanks.
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