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    • Ghost
      Ghost @Auspice last edited by

      @Auspice Nope. I really did just watch it again. I love it. F.A.K.U

      Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
      I really don't understand He-Man

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      • Auspice
        Auspice @Ghost last edited by

        @Ghost said in Good or New Movies Review:

        @Auspice Nope. I really did just watch it again. I love it. F.A.K.U

        The very first time I saw that movie when it came out, all I could think was 'cool visuals ruined by it being too far up its own ass' and that opinion has not changed.

        Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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        • Ghost
          Ghost @Auspice last edited by Ghost

          @Auspice Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, even if those opinions are wrong and held by people who arent accustomed to the deeper, more avant-garde undertones of Cine-muhhhhh.

          Anyway, I liked it. I also think that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is remarkably wooden. I don't think he's great, and I thought his Christmas song with Zoey Dessschuntelll was pretentious. Fkn hipsters and their Conor Oberst shit.

          Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
          I really don't understand He-Man

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          • TheOnceler
            TheOnceler @Auspice last edited by

            @Auspice said in Good or New Movies Review:

            @Ghost said in Good or New Movies Review:

            @Auspice Nope. I really did just watch it again. I love it. F.A.K.U

            The very first time I saw that movie when it came out, all I could think was 'cool visuals ruined by it being too far up its own ass' and that opinion has not changed.

            I thought "I wish I could see a movie with crazy visuals like that, but without all the tedium" and then Marvel gave me Doctor Strange and I was happy.

            Too bad duder isn't on DrS2. Hopefully it doesn't mean that they've pulled away from making it kind of a horror-y movie.

            maximum craveability

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            • Auspice
              Auspice @TheOnceler last edited by

              @TheOnceler said in Good or New Movies Review:

              @Auspice said in Good or New Movies Review:

              @Ghost said in Good or New Movies Review:

              @Auspice Nope. I really did just watch it again. I love it. F.A.K.U

              The very first time I saw that movie when it came out, all I could think was 'cool visuals ruined by it being too far up its own ass' and that opinion has not changed.

              I thought "I wish I could see a movie with crazy visuals like that, but without all the tedium" and then Marvel gave me Doctor Strange and I was happy.

              Too bad duder isn't on DrS2. Hopefully it doesn't mean that they've pulled away from making it kind of a horror-y movie.

              I felt much the same!

              Inception always read to me as 'a movie for non-intellectuals to pretend they get so they can feel deep'. It just didn't hit for me, but damn it looked cool.

              And then yeah, Doctor Strange came along and I was like fuck yes more of this plz

              Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                GreenFlashlight last edited by

                I never saw Inception, because Christopher Nolan movies always tend to be about his creative process, which itself is usually about suppressing emotion to abide by patriarchal English virtues and I've seen that movie enough times already, thanks.

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                  Auspice @GreenFlashlight last edited by

                  @GreenFlashlight said in Good or New Movies Review:

                  I never saw Inception, because Christopher Nolan movies always tend to be about his creative process, which itself is usually about suppressing emotion to abide by patriarchal English virtues and I've seen that movie enough times already, thanks.

                  He's so hit-or-miss for me.
                  I loved Memento. Loved Dunkirk. Batman Begins was p good. Dark Knight was good. I never saw Dark Knight Rises (sorry but Bane talking makes me start laughing a lot).
                  But then it's like.
                  Inception. Interstellar.
                  Ugh.

                  I'm mad about Interstellar still. I went wanting LEGIT SCI-FI after reading about the shit ton of money poured into modeling programs for black holes and how it actually benefited astrophysicists and..... what I got was a hamfisted awkward HUMAN WUV story.
                  Ugh.

                  Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                    GreenFlashlight @Auspice last edited by

                    @Auspice said in Good or New Movies Review:

                    Inception. Interstellar.

                    Is Interstellar the one that was supposed to be directed by, like, Spielberg or someone, but Nolan ended up directing it because of behind the scenes contract stuff?

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                      Groth last edited by Groth

                      So I finally got around to actually watch Rise of Skywalker and I think my impression of the movie can be best summed up as 'A series of very dramatic scenes that at no point attempt to create a coherent whole'. Since every individual scene is very dramatic, the process of watching the movie is enjoyable enough and it's a fine popcorn flick. However as a casual fan of Star Wars I'm not sure I'm comfortable calling it a Star Wars movie because the movie at no point seems to particularly care about maintaining a coherent universe.

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                      Who and Why would someone make a dagger that points to a specific location in the ruins of the death star?
                      Through which means exactly did Palpatine 2.0 build an entire fleet of star destroyers? Where did the manpower come from? How and why did he lift them out of the fucking ground with his force powers?
                      At no point in the entire trilogy does Rey act like a Jedi, yet she somehow overpowers the Emperor by representing 'all of the jedi'
                      Speaking of Rey and acting like a jedi, she just kind of accidentally blows up the transport ship she thinks her friend is in with her force powers. What?
                      What happened to traveling through space taking time? Apparently you can now travel between the core worlds and the unknown regions in 5 minutes flat.
                      Am I actually meant to buy the idea that a droid technician that's skilled enough to bypass C-3PO's programming doesn't know how to take a data backup?

                      I think ultimately I'm just going to pretend this trilogy never happened. A bit like it's such a shame Matrix never got any sequels.

                      What is obvious to you may not be obvious to me and vice versa.

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                        • Auspice
                          Auspice last edited by

                          If you're outside the US, Studio Ghibli films are coming to Netflix in February.

                          If you're in the US, ha ha fuck you HBO got the rights instead.

                          Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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                          • Wizz
                            Wizz @Groth last edited by

                            @Groth said in Good or New Movies Review:

                            I think my impression of the movie can be best summed up as 'A series of very dramatic scenes that at no point attempt to create a coherent whole'.

                            This was a point really well made by the RedLetterMedia guys too, in their review. That Abram's goal was really just to create a spectacle that overwhelmed you into being impressed and prevented you from actually asking any questions about any particular plot point by cramming the next one down your throat.

                            Which...it's Abrams. Par for the course.

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                            • Lotherio
                              Lotherio last edited by Lotherio

                              I tried to put my thoughts on the final Star Wars trilogy early in the thread but failed horribly with various spoiler tags. I'll try again here.

                              I will say right off the bat, the only difference I see now is that the critiques all stem from mature adults who saw the original trilogy as children (or when they were younger). I think a part of the more critical view of the last trilogy is that our suspension of disbelief was far greater for the original trilogy and we're more critical of the recent trilogy in our maturity.

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                              • Coin
                                Coin @Lotherio last edited by

                                @Lotherio It did not work.

                                "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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                                • Coin
                                  Coin @Lotherio last edited by Coin

                                  @Lotherio Nope. Now most is missing.

                                  "Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.

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                                  • Lotherio
                                    Lotherio @Coin last edited by Lotherio

                                    @Coin Thanks, I've done these before, not sure why I'm failing at it now heh.

                                    ETA:
                                    Minus the details I tried to get in that spoiler, I enjoyed the last trilogy.

                                    I mentioned it back around page 50 in this thread, but its the conclusion I imagined before Lucas started work on the prequel trilogy; we were talking about this same storyline in the 80s when I was young. Its bits and pieces that have been utilized in various parts of the EU. The only big change was Rey's lineage in my eyes and I liked the change for this trilogy, it worked within the context for me. It did make a few big locations, more could have had a story to them but some of the focus has come away from ships and locations.

                                    The coherent criticisms don't hold for me, we accepted Solo's 12 parsec Kessel run with suspension of disbelief, before we (children of the 70s) learned a parsec was a measurement of distance and not time. I don't care to get into minutiae in favor of the story that seems better as the final film brings a few big pieces together.

                                    And the Lando/Finn/Jannah cliff hanger is good, but again, talking about bits of Lando's story from EU would be spoiler territory but it all adds up.

                                    I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.

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                                    • Aria
                                      Aria last edited by

                                      Knives Out is great.

                                      That's all.

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                                      There were never any good old days. They are today. They are tomorrow. It's a stupid thing we say, cursing tomorrow with sorrow. -- Gogol Bordello

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                                      • Ghost
                                        Ghost last edited by

                                        Now that Nic Cage is getting into some awesome films, I vote it gets dubbed: "The ReCAGEaissance"

                                        First the Mcconaissance; now the ReCageaissance

                                        Delete the Hog Pit. It'll be fun.
                                        I really don't understand He-Man

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                                        • Lotherio
                                          Lotherio @Ghost last edited by

                                          @Ghost said in Good or New Movies Review:

                                          First the Mcconaissance; now the ReCageaissance

                                          I vote we remember the recon(AIR)quista so we are not doomed to repeat the past.

                                          I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.

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                                          • Auspice
                                            Auspice last edited by

                                            Of the Oscars it won, I'm so glad 1917 won one for Best Cinematography. That was one of the things that really captured me about that movie. I'm a slut for good cinematography.

                                            Saying the quiet parts out loud since 1996.

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