Random links

Arkandel · Nov 3, 2017, 7:57 PM

Something I read in a history thread and loved it. I can't guarantee it's true. It's funny though.

The headlines of a Paris newspaper from the time Napoleon was coming back from exile:

March 9
THE ANTHROPOPHAGUS HAS QUITTED HIS DEN
March 10
THE CORSICAN OGRE HAS LANDED AT CAPE JUAN
March 11
THE TIGER HAS ARRIVED AT CAP
March 12
THE MONSTER SLEPT AT GRENOBLE
March 13
THE TYRANT HAS PASSED THOUGH LYONS
March 14
THE USURPER IS DIRECTING HIS STEPS TOWARDS DIJON
March 18
BONAPARTE IS ONLY SIXTY LEAGUES FROM THE CAPITAL
March 19
BONAPARTE IS ADVANCING WITH RAPID STEPS, BUT HE WILL NEVER ENTER PARIS
March 20
NAPOLEON WILL, TOMORROW, BE UNDER OUR RAMPARTS
March 21
THE EMPEROR IS AT FONTAINEBLEAU
March 22
HIS IMPERIAL AND ROYAL MAJESTY arrived yesterday evening at the Tuileries, amid the joyful acclamation of his devoted and faithful subjects

Auspice · Nov 6, 2017, 10:50 PM

DIE HARD CHRISTMAS BOOK

Auspice · Nov 7, 2017, 9:09 PM

Red Sonja movie in the works

Auspice · Nov 8, 2017, 5:03 AM

Not sure what to buy the person who has everything this holiday season? Why not a keg of ranch dressing?

Auspice · Nov 10, 2017, 4:50 AM

Umbrella Academy. Netflix. Ellen Page starring.

Misadventure · Nov 10, 2017, 6:32 PM

Why is that baby goat wearing a luchadors mask?

Thenomain · Nov 10, 2017, 9:33 PM

@misadventure said in Random links:

Why is that baby goat wearing a luchadors mask?

The real question is why don't all baby goats wear luchador masks?

Arkandel · Nov 10, 2017, 10:46 PM

I'm not saying you should join a cult.

I am saying if you need to join a cult, this is the cult you should join.

Auspice · Nov 11, 2017, 10:57 PM

The saga of long leg bear.

(PS, I am still mad at @Arkandel for not giving instructions on how to join pizza cult.)

Arkandel · Nov 12, 2017, 12:21 AM

@auspice My fellow acolytes in pineapple warned me to guard our secrets against the likes of you.

Auspice · Nov 12, 2017, 1:16 AM

@arkandel said in Random links:

@auspice My fellow acolytes in pineapple warned me to guard our secrets against the likes of you.

What about the hamolytes? Or the Peppriests?

Arkandel · Nov 12, 2017, 1:16 AM

@auspice I didn't want to say anything but it doesn't end well. Sorry.

Arkandel · Nov 12, 2017, 4:22 AM

A penis PSA.

HorrorHound · Nov 12, 2017, 11:02 AM

A better PA

Auspice · Nov 12, 2017, 10:15 PM

Trailer for Gotham by Gaslight movie.

I'm not a big DC fan to begin with and I'm honestly sick of Batman and Superman both. However, I've seen some of the animated films over the past few years and they've been knocking them out of the park.

(...but now I really want a Jack the Ripper era MU* to play on...)

Ganymede · Nov 13, 2017, 4:13 AM

In case anyone wonders why I suddenly disappear in a few months.

Auspice · Nov 13, 2017, 4:26 AM

@ganymede said in Random links:

In case anyone wonders why I suddenly disappear in a few months

GDI, I still haven't played the first one!

Ganymede · Nov 13, 2017, 4:45 AM

@auspice said in Random links:

GDI, I still haven't played the first one!

I bought a PS4 and the first game, and I don't regret it at all.

I have been treated to a flurry of games that just blow my mind. Horizon Zero Dawn is horridly addictive.

Auspice · Nov 13, 2017, 4:46 AM

@ganymede said in Random links:

@auspice said in Random links:

GDI, I still haven't played the first one!

I bought a PS4 and the first game, and I don't regret it at all.

I have been treated to a flurry of games that just blow my mind. Horizon Zero Dawn is horridly addictive.

A PS4 is certainly on my 'buy when I can afford' list. Last of Us and Horizon Zero Dawn are two of the top two reasons. And with a new Last of Us... I guess I gotta get my ass caught up soon.

Derp · Nov 14, 2017, 6:51 AM

Did anyone else see this?

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/gluten-sensitivity-may-not-actually-be-caused-by-gluten/

Posting to MSB because, you know. Reasons.