King of Sex Mountain

Doozer

@Auspice let me in?

Auspice

@Doozer said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Auspice let me in?

I can double check that it's up to date and all that jazz this weekend.

I work until late and gotta be up early tomorrow so I doubt I'll get anything done tonight.

Doozer

Livia

Wake up, settle into work, drink chai, find this. What a morning it's been.

surreality

The inevitability of a parody adult game is... well. Gamers. That it took over 25 years of MU existing for this conversation to occur surprises me, like, a lot.

Auspice

@Livia said in King of Sex Mountain:

Wake up, settle into work, drink chai, find this. What a morning it's been.

Look it's really all just an elaborate scheme to get you into e-bed again.

Fez heart

Livia

@Auspice I knew as soon as you took an interest in the project that it was all about me. OBVIOUSLY.

Auspice

@Livia said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Auspice I knew as soon as you took an interest in the project that it was all about me. OBVIOUSLY.

You would get aaaaaaaaall the Staff special treatment.

Wretched

Sex mountain in my head looks like,, a pair of rounded peaks, perhaps with a rock, almost engorged spire between em. Maybe listing to one side a bit.

Auspice

@Wretched said in King of Sex Mountain:

Sex mountain in my head looks like,, a pair of rounded peaks, perhaps with a rock, almost engorged spire between em. Maybe listing to one side a bit.

Wanna design the connect screen?

surreality

@Auspice said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Wretched said in King of Sex Mountain:

Sex mountain in my head looks like,, a pair of rounded peaks, perhaps with a rock, almost engorged spire between em. Maybe listing to one side a bit.

Wanna design the connect screen?

FINALLY A USE OF ASCII ART I APPROVE OF.

It had to happen eventually.

Wretched

@Auspice I am bad as ASCII art

What About a Wiki Banner? (Semi NSFW)

Auspice

@Wretched said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Auspice I am bad as ASCII art

What About a Wiki Banner? (Semi NSFW)

I'll take it!

ETA: someone link the "do you take it in the ass" video for me.

Wretched

@Auspice said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Wretched said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Auspice I am bad as ASCII art

What About a Wiki Banner? (Semi NSFW)

I'll take it!

Phrasing

Doozer

Mhmmmmm.

I will make something when I get home.

Auspice

(I will just note here: I will help anyone who wants to do this but I will not Staff on any game that comes out of this. The thought of the +request complaints that a game like this would generate give me hives.)

But I like the idea of 'You failed your Stamina roll. You cum and promptly pass out in the middle of the pile.'

...shit I didn't think of how badly a fucking Stamina stat was needed until now. I think that would replace Brawn.

surreality

@Auspice I... yeah. Yeah. Uh, I would help wiki. Staff? Uh. Uhm. I dunno.

Admittedly, I think if this was actually any sort of system, it's, uh, 'everything's consent-based, roll if you want and everyone agrees to it for the lulz' as the best option. Because just... yeah.

We should make Ghost staff.

BECAUSE TECHNICALLY THAT ISN'T PLAYING ON A MUX.

Lllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooophoooooooooooooooole!

Auspice

everything is consent-based except for the shit coming from the Activities Director.

Cause if she says you tripped and broke your boner then you goddamn tripped and broke your boner.

But I'd just be waiting for the 'Ron and I agreed to be Exclusive Penetration Partners (EPP) but I've witnessed him have penetrative sex with TWO OTHER PEOPLE now and I want disciplinary action taken!' +job and

nope octopus

surreality

@Auspice I would be willing to tell people to knock that shit off if someone is needed for that. I actually have a policy written for almost exactly that, which is now so much funnier to me than it used to be. (It was a lot of words that summed to: tl;dr: staff does not fucking care, act like adults or GTFO.)

Staffly things probably should never need to be more than the equiv of forum modding I'd... hope? In this particular case, things not being super srs bizness.

If Ares has the equivalent of a 'you take a week off plz' kick function it would probably solve 99% of the problems it would ever have. (Aside from the usual 'some asshole just logged in on channel and started spouting hate speech and gets banned as normal, obvs.)

Ghost

@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:

We should make Ghost staff.

Wait, what?