King of Sex Mountain

surreality · May 31, 2019, 2:46 PM

@Ghost Brown Chicken Brown Cow Capture the ~~Flag~~ Sex Toy Night (teams dress as brown cows or chickens, which just means little brown wings or horns, and play naked capture the ~~flag~~ sex toy.)

Ghost · May 31, 2019, 2:48 PM

@surreality People need to get in on this "being weird" thing. It's good for the soul.

surreality · May 31, 2019, 2:48 PM

@Ghost

Auspice · May 31, 2019, 3:05 PM

@Ghost cannot be Staff.

Staff cannot be King. Only a player can be King.

King is the last person standing after all others fail their Stamina rolls.

This is sexual combat gdi

Ghost · May 31, 2019, 3:08 PM

^^^

surreality · May 31, 2019, 3:08 PM

@Auspice So basically it's Eternal Desire, the game.

For anyone who does not know what this is... it is a porno. It is also amazing.

It's a Highlander parody, folks. For real. Not making this up.

The English dub -- yes, they bothered, it was originally in Italian I believe -- includes a magnificently horrible Sean Connery impression. Through all the classic porno lines.

Slow-mo nekkid sword fights... for no purpose, since actually it's 'whoever gets off first loses the battle'.

I cannot recommend this film enough. It is profoundly funny.

Auspice · May 31, 2019, 3:16 PM

By sword fights I hope you mean sword as a euphemism

Ghost · May 31, 2019, 3:17 PM

@surreality said in King of Sex Mountain:

Slow-mo nekkid sword fights

This perfectly sums up my career in information technology

surreality · May 31, 2019, 3:22 PM

@Auspice No, no I don't. Actual naked people badly swinging prop swords around. Swear on my life.

It's like watching people who have never held a sword in their life wince away from what is in their hands while trying to lift it and clang-clang-clang while the cheesy slo-mo effects kick in to (totally not even) hide how profoundly bad these people are at sword.

It is the best awful movie, it really is. If I had a working DVD drive and half a clue how to hook all that in to run something on rabb.it, I would offer, because goddamn, it is fucking funny.

Yes, the moment we saw it, my husband and I began a three year quest to find a copy to buy. Yes, we did. Because we laughed that hard.

surreality · Jun 1, 2019, 12:45 AM

Suggestion: somewhere in the something -- maybe the OOC room desc? -- there should be the 'shame bats' quote.

Corollary: when someone staminas out of the orgy, their short desc gets changed to 'Shame bat.' until the story resets.

This is both a serious suggestion, and proof that no one should ever take me very seriously at once. Witness, friends, more Stereotypical Libra lifestyle choices.

Doozer · Jun 1, 2019, 4:20 AM

I'm sure someone can play with the balls to make them prettier.

The ugly code:

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Ganymede · Jun 1, 2019, 3:33 PM

I can’t tell if you guys are awesome or awful.

Doozer · Jun 1, 2019, 3:42 PM

@Ganymede

boop · Jun 1, 2019, 3:53 PM

Me.

Ghost · Jun 1, 2019, 4:33 PM

Awful. Definitely awful.

Someone suggested me staffing, @Ganymede .

Hold me. I'm skeeered.

Auspice · Jun 1, 2019, 4:38 PM

@Ghost said in King of Sex Mountain:

Awful. Definitely awful.

Someone suggested me staffing, @Ganymede .

Hold me. I'm skeeered.

I already told you, you cannot be staff. You'd abuse your power and not even in the fun way.

Ghost · Jun 1, 2019, 4:38 PM

@Auspice said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Ghost said in King of Sex Mountain:

Awful. Definitely awful.

Someone suggested me staffing, @Ganymede .

Hold me. I'm skeeered.

I already told you, you cannot be staff. You'd abuse your power and not even in the fun way.

WAT.

Auspice · Jun 1, 2019, 4:39 PM

@Ghost said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Auspice said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Ghost said in King of Sex Mountain:

Awful. Definitely awful.

Someone suggested me staffing, @Ganymede .

Hold me. I'm skeeered.

I already told you, you cannot be staff. You'd abuse your power and not even in the fun way.

WAT.

You proclaimed yourself King of Sex Mountain.

THAT'S JUST NOT HOW WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE.

Ghost · Jun 1, 2019, 4:46 PM

@Auspice said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Ghost said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Auspice said in King of Sex Mountain:

@Ghost said in King of Sex Mountain:

Awful. Definitely awful.

Someone suggested me staffing, @Ganymede .

Hold me. I'm skeeered.

I already told you, you cannot be staff. You'd abuse your power and not even in the fun way.

WAT.

You proclaimed yourself King of Sex Mountain.

THAT'S JUST NOT HOW WE DO THINGS AROUND HERE.

Bah.

deadculture · Jun 2, 2019, 1:28 PM

But he could be King of Sex Hill