"The specimen is NEGATIVE for SARS-CoV-2, the coronavirus associated with COVID-19. A negative result does not rule out the possibility of COVID-19 and should not be used as the sole basis for patient management decisions."
What does that even mean?! Lawyerbots, is this some medical liability bullshit that you make doctors offices put in their paperwork so that my family doesn't sue them if I keel over and die?
(And no, I'm not convinced that "I must really have COVID-19 and am dyyyyyyyyying!!1!?!!?1!!" I'm terrified at the prospect that the husband and I don't, given that we've both been knocked-on-our-asses and had-to-go-to-the-ER level sick for three weeks with something that has all the symptoms of COVID-19, but have apparently tested negative for it and everything else under the sun, and just how dangerous that might be if either of us catch it now.)