May 16, 2020, 12:36 AM
Tips for not wearing out your welcome
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If I had a dollar for every time someone thought telling me calm down would solve an anxiety attack I'd have no debt to speak of.
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@Auspice said in Tips for not wearing out your welcome:
If I had a dollar for every time someone thought telling me calm down would solve an anxiety attack I'd have no debt to speak of.
"Gee, I hadn't considered not feeling angry or hurt, thanks for that advice, did you come up with it all on your own?"
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"Well, golly, I would, but I'm just a silly woman. That's totally beyond my ability! Everybody knows women can't do that, it comes with the tits."
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@GreenFlashlight said in Tips for not wearing out your welcome:
@Auspice said in Tips for not wearing out your welcome:
If I had a dollar for every time someone thought telling me calm down would solve an anxiety attack I'd have no debt to speak of.
"Gee, I hadn't considered not feeling angry or hurt, thanks for that advice, did you come up with it all on your own?"
"Have you tried taking a deep breath? Those do wonders for me!"
Sure, I'll take a deep breath before I shove my foot up your ass.
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@Auspice said in Tips for not wearing out your welcome:
Sure, I'll take a deep breath before I shove my foot up your ass.
Remember to exhale as you kick. It gives your foot more power by tightening your core.
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@kk said in Tips for not wearing out your welcome:
I don't have a 37 I just counted wrong, but...
I think tea would be a good 37. A warm cup of tea with honey can make everything seem much better.
I don't mind if anyone uses this list. Most of list is advice other people gave me.
Not reading ahead, so I don't know if someone said it already, but you have 38. 10 and 11 are in there twice (as numbers, not rules) because of formatting.
"Excuse the hell out of you. He's a bag of dicks. I'm a carefully curated box of cocks." -- to @GirlCalledBlu upon being misrepresented.
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... why did that need pointing out? (Honest bewilderment.)
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@silverfox I mean, people had asked earlier in the thread because there was a number missing at first glance.
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@silverfox said in Tips for not wearing out your welcome:
... why did that need pointing out? (Honest bewilderment.)
Because before that, @Auspice asked "where is 37".
I mean, a question was answered, I noted that there was an error in formatting. Maybe @kk wants to fix it, maybe they don't. What's the issue here?
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Ah, makes sense then. Thank you for the clarification.
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@mietze said in Tips for not wearing out your welcome:
I think sometimes that people who find it too hard to mask/behave calmly tend to assume that it is easy for other people and natural and costs them nothing to do, when in fact it is usually far from the case.
For me, it is easy.
Then again, I do not pretend to be anything but a lawyercatbot with highly-evolved responsive algorithms.
Purple monkey dishwasher.
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@surreality said in Tips for not wearing out your welcome:
"Well, golly, I would, but I'm just a silly woman. That's totally beyond my ability! Everybody knows women can't do that, it comes with the tits."
bitches are crazy bro
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I once had a particularly hostile work boss tell me that I "made things difficult for myself" like I had some kind of magical way to control my brain chemistry.